Random Thoughts XV

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Naw. I have reverence for that thread.

 

[volinreallife]

means i'm grandparent sitting tonight and it's about 75 degrees in here

Somebody sick?

I use to sit with my grandfather of the night when he had his cancer. If I saw he was up I would go over and watch some boxing.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

my grandpa had a stroke about 3 years ago and a series of ministrokes since then. he's also in the midstages of dementia/alzheimers. we rotate nights staying at their house so my grandma can at least try to rest a little since she is his caretaker during the day

 

[volinreallife]

pooch you have no hope of becoming a rapper.

This is how you do it.

wassup with the ho's
they be saying no's
I slap them on the head
and tells them go's

come at me

 

[volinreallife]

my grandpa had a stroke about 3 years ago and a series of ministrokes since then. he's also in the midstages of dementia/alzheimers. we rotate nights staying at their house so my grandma can at least try to rest a little since she is his caretaker during the day

Thats good that you guys rotate staying

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I could see Newt fresstylin' in the Volvo and girls driving by and laughing at him.

"I got my bowl cut,
What you know, slut
I got my swerve on,
But not my nerve, son

I'm going to the gym,
So I can look at them
And try to spit some game,
But I am hella lame.

Peace in the Middle East Muthafruckas!"

I laughed. Hard. Am I going to catch hell for my Volvo now?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Naaaaaw. I used to have a Volvo. It fits lame guys like us...

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

pooch you have no hope of becoming a rapper.

This is how you do it.

wassup with the ho's
they be saying no's
I slap them on the head
and tells them go's

come at me

I was going for awful. You got there unintentionally. Way to be, virl!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It goes fast. It's safe. And it's reliable. That's all I could ask for.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Who's down for watching some porn?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Favorite porno?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

College Gymnastics. Best. Porn. Ever.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Volleyball was going on down at the gym today and I had to keep wiping the drool off my chin

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Volleyball was going on down at the gym today and I had to keep wiping the drool off my chin

Screw them for wearing those shorts. Sca-roo them.

You need to go to FF, briefly.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

**** balls i'm burning up. bout to go stand outside

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

You should rub some ice cubes all over your body...

 

[volinreallife]

I was going for awful. You got there unintentionally. Way to be, virl!

don't get mad vag

 

[volinreallife]

Hey pooch in 30 min I will tell you a secret.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I'm waiting with bated breath.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i thought about wetting a washcloth and wrapping some ice cubes inside of it and rubbing down

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Can you possibly put on some volleyball shorts to complete the fantasy?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

use yo magination

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Kat, spandex is truly a modern day miracle.

I would pay a 5 spot to watch.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i'm not getting up off this couch. my eyes are getting le tired

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Done. Another cantaloupe in le garbage.