Random Thoughts XV

[95 Vol Alum]

My life's mission is to keep Newt away from them after high school.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

newt and itch need to do an online dunk contest

 

[Souce]

Did you really vacation or just abstain from VN?

Went to the Arky game & took a week off from work.

 

[Souce]

I go back tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............

 

[ego]

My weekend starts in 10 minutes.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Is that you?

Yes, sir.

Don't take this the wrong way, because I mean it as a compliment, but you, in a way, remind me of John Coffey off of The Green Mile. Genuine, good guy.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Ugh. How were the fans? Do they watch your newscast with your lovely wife and Dr. Brule?

 

[dembewbs]

im 6' 6" can dunk on a 15' goal

 

[95 Vol Alum]

im 6' 6" can dunk on a 15' goal

Video

 

[Souce]

Ugh. How were the fans? Do they watch your newscast with your lovely wife and Dr. Brule?

They were actually very pleasant. Probably because they knew they would rape us. And, yes, they do. We have some huge fans in Arkansas. Who knew??

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

where is nissy and volsgal

She's one hot piece of arse! True story! Nissy, that is.

 

[Coach Grizz]

2 girls.

That's two headaches lol. Are you and your wife done having kids?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

My life's mission is to keep Newt away from them after high school.

I know this is terrible, but I laughed. If they were in high school right now you'd really have to worry.

I don't know if I told this story, but last weekend I was in Martinsville, VA where my family organizes a dinner and auction for a children's home each year. I hit on and was hit on by a JUST TURNED 17 year old, beautiful senior in high school. At church. I'm going to hell. And will be made to wear a gasoline suit.

 

[Ca$h Money Vol]

I go back tomorrow. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.............

Sounds like you hate your job

 

[NewToVolCountry]

newt and itch need to do an online dunk contest

I have pretty good hops, but can't dunk a full sized ball. I have ***** hands.

 

[ego]

See y'all.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Battlefield!

 

[Ca$h Money Vol]

I have pretty good hops, but can't dunk a full sized ball. I have ***** hands.

Did you ever play any bball?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He played the gay blade in the school play.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Did you ever play any bball?

Not really. Most likely pickup games where I took a damn beating with me being so small and my friends were on the team. I played a few years organized.

 

[GBO18]

I know this is terrible, but I laughed. If they were in high school right now you'd really have to worry.

I don't know if I told this story, but last weekend I was in Martinsville, VA where my family organizes a dinner and auction for a children's home each year. I hit on and was hit on by a JUST TURNED 17 year old, beautiful senior in high school. At church. I'm going to hell. And will be made to wear a gasoline suit.

Lie you were the only one creeping.

 

[Coach Grizz]

Yes, sir.

Don't take this the wrong way, because I mean it as a compliment, but you, in a way, remind me of John Coffey off of The Green Mile. Genuine, good guy.

Lol well thank ya, I wish I was that huge.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

See y'all.

Later, ego.

 

[Souce]

Sounds like you hate your job

Naw, I actually enjoy it. I just hate getting up at 6am.

 

[TNVolGirl]

I know this is terrible, but I laughed. If they were in high school right now you'd really have to worry.

I don't know if I told this story, but last weekend I was in Martinsville, VA where my family organizes a dinner and auction for a children's home each year. I hit on and was hit on by a JUST TURNED 17 year old, beautiful senior in high school. At church. I'm going to hell. And will be made to wear a gasoline suit.

The question is, did you KNOW she was 17?

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