Random Thoughts XIV

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falcon punching in dis *****

E: Screw you, autocensor. MAH LINGUALS WILL NOT BE CENSORED BY TEH MAN!!!!!

E2: HOLY ISH IM IN CAPS NAO
 
Your cousin’s cousin’s nephew’s cousin’s CRAZY AUNT in like, Slovakia or Tasmania or somethingjust got a webcam, AND AND they’ve just started stocking the shelves at the market with an American dairy product called DANNON FRUIT ON THE BOTTOM and, man, she reeeeeally loves this stuff. It’s all she talks about now! She’s even taking English lessons to talk about it! She’s like the Jamie Lee Curtis of wherever she lives, but instead of shilling for yogurt that makes you poop, it’s just regular yogurt (maybe it makes her poop, I don’t know her B.M. schedule).
 
I had a guy at school tell me that I haven't lived until I play Battlefield 3, while eating sushi and doing bong rips.
 

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