Random Thoughts XIV

[NewToVolCountry]

I am a very unwell man.
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Story time.

Last night we had a very annoying fire drill about 9:30. My roommate was taking a nap, so he skipped it. I went out and instead of going across the street, went to the parking lot. I sat down and was just chilling when five girls came over and sat on the curb next to me. They were hot and they knew it, on the verge of being beeches. 3 were in dresses, 2 in sexy sleep shorts. They say something funny and I overhear and we end up all talking. They offer me a cig and we sit out there and all shoot the sheet for about 20 minutes.

 

[Slydell]

Thanks, Newt. You're the first person to respond to me in hours. I thought I was typing in invisible ink.

Wut? Your post have been blank.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Did you smash newt?
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[Slydell]

Wrong, sir. I never call him itch. Like you, it's a sign of respect. I do call him rob occasionally, though.

Sorry, Newt, I hadn't picked up on that. :good!:

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Did you smash newt?
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Naw, pretty sure most of them were lesbian and two of them were bi with boyfriends.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Wut? Your post have been blank.

I think I forgot to put [poochpost]****insert text here****[/poochpost].

My fault. Different rules for my awesomeness.

 

[heartvols]

I put some prescription strength eardrops in n that seemed to help Tex.

I forgot to put lotion on after I showered n now my legs be itchy

The past 3.5 weeks have prolly been the best on my life
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I've noticed a change in you. You seem a lot happier since you told your boss to kiss your ass. Little things don't bother you anymore and you don't seem stressed out anymore. I think you've found your peaceful easy feeling. I'm happy for you.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Naw, pretty sure most of them were lesbian and two of them were bi with boyfriends.

But they were hilarious and cool as eff

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Naw, pretty sure most of them were lesbian and two of them were bi with boyfriends.

Excuses, imo.





Jk, sorta. You could have shown them your lancer and guided them down the path of righteousness.
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[Slydell]

Naw, pretty sure most of them were lesbian and two of them were bi with boyfriends.

C'mon Newt. Better story than that.

 

[GBO18]

Don't smoke newt.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Story time.

Last night we had a very annoying fire drill about 9:30. My roommate was taking a nap, so he skipped it. I went out and instead of going across the street, went to the parking lot. I sat down and was just chilling when five girls came over and sat on the curb next to me. They were hot and they knew it, on the verge of being beeches. 3 were in dresses, 2 in sexy sleep shorts. They say something funny and I overhear and we end up all talking. They offer me a cig and we sit out there and all shoot the sheet for about 20 minutes. And then we went to their shared suite and made a human pile and I came, like, 14 times.


The End.

fyp.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

C'mon Newt. Better story than that.

I'm being serious. I came back and told my roommate about it and described them. He says he is pretty sure it's the same girls he saw making out under the train tracks by the dorm that same day.

They had on the same dresses.

 

[CardiacKid]

Sup sly,pooch,newt,nerd? Just stopping in for a quick howdy do.

 

[Slydell]

Pooch, you're OK. Just wanted to say that.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

fyp.

Would that not have been epic? I screwed up my only chance at a 3 some, but a six some?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Howdy, Cardiac!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Don't smoke newt.

It was my monthly cig. I think my lungs will be okay.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Hey, ck. How's it danglin?
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[NewToVolCountry]

Sup sly,pooch,newt,nerd? Just stopping in for a quick howdy do.

What's going on? You going to become part of the late night crew?

 

[Slydell]

I'm being serious. I came back and told my roommate about it and described them. He says he is pretty sure it's the same girls he saw making out under the train tracks by the dorm that same day.

They had on the same dresses.

You're missing out on some good chances. Gotta make friends with everyone. Never know where it might lead.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

CK, I'm going to find you an avatar.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Pooch, you're beautiful, and I have always loved you. Just wanted to say that.

Lots of post fixing tonight.
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[Slydell]

Sup sly,pooch,newt,nerd? Just stopping in for a quick howdy do.

What Up, CK? How's your world today?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

You're missing out on some good chances. Gotta make friends with everyone. Never know where it might lead.

I've never been outgoing, too shy, but this year I've met more people and made more friends than my other two years combined.