Random Thoughts XIV

[OrangeEmpire]

Scoot your feet, lose your seat. Some other guy will scoop her up
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pretty much
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[ImTheCrew]

Old fart talk

 

[tri_vol]

this page is full of win

 

[tri_vol]

Scoot your feet, lose your seat. Some other guy will scoop her up
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he who hestitates....

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Old fart talk

go suck your thumb and smoke some pot nancy!
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[OrangeEmpire]

he who hestitates....

lives with mom and plays xbox
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[farmersdaughter]

Old fart talk

Leave the room then young 'un












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[tri_vol]

that is not a word men want associated with their junk.lol:

How to lose a guy in 10 days - Princess Sophia - YouTube

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Next time I see her ill say something.
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[VIF]

Next time I see her ill say something.
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show her your penishmy:

 

[VIF]

How to lose a guy in 10 days - Princess Sophia - YouTube

I bailed on that in 5 seconds.:lolabove:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Next time I see her ill say something.
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awkward hi wont cut it
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[FFvolfan]

show me your penishmy:

fyp

 

[VIF]

fyp

your ghey:no:

 

[VOLFREAK11]

show her your penishmy:

I have no doubt this would work
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[OrangeEmpire]

I have no doubt this would work
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honey, might as well hold up your pinky and ask if she wants some
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[VIF]

Tom Jones singing "God Didn't Make Little Green Apples" he pronounces Indianapolis as "Injun-apolis". wtf.

 

[tri_vol]

show her your penishmy:

while girls like a guy that makes them laugh but i don't think thats the best way for him to go about it.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Morning.

 

[VIF]

while girls like a guy that makes them laugh but i don't think thats the best way for him to go about it.

definite laughter would ensue:yes:

 

[OrangeEmpire]

while girls like a guy that makes them laugh but i don't think thats the best way for him to go about it.

plus one......needles dont impress.......give her a pen is enlarger, aka a magnifine glass and it make go some where
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[VIF]

Popular Pick Up Lines
See my friend standing over there? He wants to know if you think I am cute!
If I could rearrange alphabets, I would put U and I together.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry for fear of losing you.
Is that bruise from when you fell from heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that an angel has touched me?
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be called McGorgeous

 

[OrangeEmpire]

no r u tired or r u an angel?
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[GBO18]

"Did it hurt" "What?" "When you fell from heaven"...Gets them everytime.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

"Did it hurt" "What?" "When you fell from heaven"...Gets them everytime.

that horrible scowl, then the nervous......ok........
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