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#78
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I love the song Hell on Heels. Miranda Lambert is fine as hell, Grizz would you hit it?
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#83
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OrangeEmpire said:
what the frak dude, u accident prone?
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Not at all. The file just caught loose as I was trying to pry the door open to get the guy out and it came and hit me in the eye lid barely above my eye.
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#84
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VOLFREAK11 said:
Not at all. The file just caught loose as I was trying to pry the door open to get the guy out and it came and hit me in the eye lid barely above my eye.
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eye lid, mono........lacerated anal glands
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#85
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VOLFREAK11 said:
Not at all. The file just caught loose as I was trying to pry the door open to get the guy out and it came and hit me in the eye lid barely above my eye.
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crowbar is for prying, file is for filing.:whistling:
 
#91
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VOLFREAK11 said:
Not at all. The file just caught loose as I was trying to pry the door open to get the guy out and it came and hit me in the eye lid barely above my eye.
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you shoulda come up with a better story. file to the eye defending a super model being attacked by her crazed boyfriend. you subdued him but he got in a cheap shot. then she rewarded you on the 12th green.
 
#92
#92
VOLFREAK11 said:
I was a cart attendant at a golf course, the file was the best thing I could find. Maintenance was closed already.
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Words to live by. Literally.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cdFuMgMkBM[/youtube]
 
#94
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tri_vol said:
you shoulda come up with a better story. file to the eye defending a super model being attacked by her crazed boyfriend. you subdued him but he got in a cheap shot. then she rewarded you on the 12th green.
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Well after I got out of the er I had my parents, because I wasn't allowed to drive bc I couldn't see out of that eye, drop me off with my girl. So I ended up getting some, and free dinner.
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#96
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VOLFREAK11 said:
Well after I got out of the er I had my parents, because I wasn't allowed to drive bc I couldn't see out of that eye, drop me off with my girl. So I ended up getting some, and free dinner.
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Horrible cover story..........need to tweek it
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