Random Thoughts XIV

[KingNick865]

Oh yeah. Well that could have been it. I went in dry.

That's why you spit in it to get it all lubed up and stuff.

 

[GBO18]

Oh yeah. Well that could have been it. I went in dry.

Haha spit.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hold up...

When did VT get swag?

January?

 

[Slydell]

:clapping:

What are you trying to say there, usa?

 

[KingNick865]

January?

I missed that.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Oh yeah. Well that could have been it. I went in dry.

 

[KingNick865]

What are you trying to say there, usa?

He's a neocon?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz good ol' sex hair.

They're all super groovy until they look into the mirror, then that's when Niagra Falls starts. You're like wha tha fuuuu???

 

[GBO18]

They're all super groovy until they look into the mirror, then that's when Niagra Falls starts. You're like wha tha fuuuu???

Just put it in a pony tail, you look fine.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

What are you trying to say there, usa?

Thought you or Pooch would catch that

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's why you spit in it to get it all lubed up and stuff.

llllllloooooooolllllll

 

[NewToVolCountry]

VT, go check recruiting and hurry

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

They're all super groovy until they look into the mirror, then that's when Niagra Falls starts. You're like wha tha fuuuu???

No Niagara Falls starts in they pants when they see mah penis.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

That's why you spit in it to get it all lubed up and stuff.

I just give the starfish a few licks, usually.

 

[KingNick865]

They're all super groovy until they look into the mirror, then that's when Niagra Falls starts. You're like wha tha fuuuu???

What was it like having sex with girls who didn't shave the downstairs?

 

[VOLtownUSA]

Just put it in a pony tail, you look fine.

You know what's under a pony tail?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Just put it in a pony tail, you look fine.

They never bring a rubber band or anything so they ask you for one. Sorry B, I'm all out!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

What was it like having sex with girls who didn't shave the downstairs?

This made me chuckle.

 

[KingNick865]

You know what's under a pony tail?

A show fit for Tijuana?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

No Niagara Falls starts in they pants when they see mah penis.

Prolly from laughing so hard.

 

[VOLtownUSA]

What was it like having sex with girls who didn't shave the downstairs?

On this topic, my World Lit prof. was telling us the other day about a teacher he had at UT that has a collection of Victorian Age porn. He thought that was just the best thing ever. He was trying to explain what these women looked like and he couldn't finish his sentence form laughing so hard. He said one girl looked like she had a possum in her laplol:

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Prolly from laughing so hard.

:lolabove: and :cray:

 

[GBO18]

They never bring a rubber band or anything so they ask you for one. Sorry B, I'm all out!

Yep like wtf ho.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What was it like having sex with girls who didn't shave the downstairs?

Come equipped with a freaking bush hog!

 

[VOLtownUSA]

VT, go check recruiting and hurry

Nice lol