Random Thoughts XIV

[GBO18]

Newt is a virgin.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Maybe I am, but my wedding night will be really special.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

You can tell by his avatars. So obvious.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I smell eunuch in here.

Does that smell like a wildebeest?

 

[GBO18]

Yea I agree they scream "Virgin!!!"

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Screeeeeccch.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I respect your decision, newt.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

If I put it in a girl's butt, I'm still a virgin, right? It doesn't count.

 

[GBO18]

I respect it too but don't understand it.

 

[GBO18]

Correct, anal does not count.

 

[Slydell]

Does that smell like a wildebeest?

Smells of purity and fresh breeze. Sort of like Fabreze.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Poker time.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

If I put it in a girl's butt, I'm still a virgin, right? It doesn't count.

Mouth, butt, and open wound do not count.

 

[Slydell]

If I put it in a girl's butt, I'm still a virgin, right? It doesn't count.

You're probably going to need some help with that. Like the new avatar.

 

[GBO18]

Open wound wtf 95???? Sicko.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Smells of purity and fresh breeze. Sort of like Fabreze.

Soooo, you're saying new smells like Summer's Eve?

 

[Slydell]

Maybe. Not actually pointing any fingers.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Mouth, butt, and open wound do not count.

Fuuuuuu!!!!!

 

[ImTheCrew]

Ears count

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I like to see the full disclosure, newt. Women will respond to an open man. They'll have sex with other guarded men until they realize what they have in you.

 

[ImTheCrew]

?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Fuuuuuu!!!!!

You've been there. Come clean.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You've been there. Come clean.

deny, deny, deny!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I like to see the full disclosure, newt. Women will respond to an open man. They'll have sex with other guarded men until they realize what they have in you.

We'll see how our ladies here respond to me being a virgin.

 

[GBO18]

They will run. Too much trouble.