Random Thoughts XIV

[ImTheCrew]

I just passed on getting numbers and scheduled appointments. Thursday is gonna be busy in my pants.

what kind of appointments? gynecologist?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

I'm out. Y'all take care.

Goodnight, Pooch.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Prostate exam?
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massage!

 

[ImTheCrew]

night 925!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

what kind of appointments? gynecologist?

Perhaps. That's one of the characters I play during sexy time. I'm best when I'm playing a proctologist. you know, with piiddb and all.

 

[GBO18]

Love you 95. No homo.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

massage!

Bangcock lady-boy special!
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[ImTheCrew]

there she goes... there she goes again.. racing through my brain.... and i cant contain this feeling that remains....

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

G'night 95!

 

[GBO18]

Perhaps. That's one of the characters I play during sexy time. I'm best when I'm playing a proctologist. you know, with piiddb and all.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Perhaps. That's one of the characters I play during sexy time. I'm best when I'm playing a proctologist. you know, with piiddb and all.

dont forget to wear a sheep skin... my bytches be a little dirty..

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

there she goes... there she goes again.. racing through my brain.... and i cant contain this feeling that remains....

Great, catchy little song about heroin abuse.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I'm out. Y'all take care.

Goodnight, Nerd-Vol, king and queen of the ZONE, owner of all before you.

Goodnight, loyal subject.
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[TEX_VOLFAN]

Bangcock lady-boy special!
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Sounds about right. Add a gerbil and you're on to something.

 

[ImTheCrew]

that ever escaping heroin... ever tried it?

 

[golfballs]

wonder who ate the candy... since the baby was so weak....

what did the guy say?

was he in costume?

He was wearing a ski cap and took a twix. The baby was crying
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[ImTheCrew]

im holdin on a rope got me ten feet off the ground.... im hearing what youre saying but i just cant make a sound... you tell me you need me then you go and cut me down..

 

[ImTheCrew]

He was wearing a ski cap and took a twix. The baby was crying
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sounds badass... did you invite him in?

 

[Nerd-Vol]

He was wearing a ski cap and took a twix. The baby was crying
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Sounds like he stole that baby. People today will do anything for the crunchy sweetness of twix.
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[ImTheCrew]

 

[golfballs]

I actually didn't know he had a baby. Never mentioned that before
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[ImTheCrew]

 

[ImTheCrew]

I actually didn't know he had a baby. Never mentioned that before
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did you invite him in?

 

[ImTheCrew]

HOLY COW!!!

 

[golfballs]

did you invite him in?

**** no. The guy I bought the house from warned me about him. Said if your door is unlocked he'll sometimes let himself in
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