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I've got a 4-5 min speech this afternoon, wish me luck.
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Remember the dramatic opening pause and to look around the room with a straight, stern face when beginning your speech. Stand up straight and utlilize your notecards. Resist the temptation to look to the teacher during your presentation. Do you have at least one joke in there? If, not give me the topic and I'll come up with something quick.
 
Remember the dramatic opening pause and to look around the room with a straight, stern face when beginning your speech. Stand up straight and utlilize your notecards. Resist the temptation to look to the teacher during your presentation. Do you have at least one joke in there? If, not give me the topic and I'll come up with something quick.

I think he said it's about tobacco.....make a joke about that....go!
 
"I'm going to talk to you about tobacco today. Hopefully, I know enough about it to keep you interested. I tried to contact Sir Walter Raleigh's great-great-great grandson to introduce me, but unfortunately he died of lung cancer a few weeks ago."
 
"I'm going to talk to you about tobacco today. Hopefully, I know enough about it to keep you interested. I tried to contact Sir Walter Raleigh's great-great-great grandson to introduce me, but unfortunately he died of lung cancer a few weeks ago."

hahfahahahahaha!! nice
 

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