Funny work story: I'm at home now because I left early; there was no announcement. The reason I left early is because I had to take my second big crap of the day. The reason that is relevant follows.....
I was taking a monster dump and posting on Volnation, mobilely, earlier today at work. I was in the third to last stall. A dude came in and made a beeline right for stall three, at the time occupied by your favorite poster, PoochDumpTurdDown.
He blasted through the stall door, which was unfortunately not latched shut and we proceeded to look each other square in the face. We will always know each other by the first time we met. Pretty lucky I wasn't fapping because I'm relatively sure he saw my penis.
The best part for me was how well we played it off, he in the stall next to me. Larry Craig would not have handled it as well, imo....