Random Thoughts XII

[Behr]

I assume these are served as shots?

 

[farmersdaughter]

Like ****...I've swTched to mixinbg witH pinK LEmoNAid
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[Behr]

Police officer: Ma'am, please step out of the car
FD: Hell naw, you git in.

 

[Coach Grizz]

I am working on moonshine koolaid cold medicine, its nasty as ****. But effective
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Poor baby :-(
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[Hobock]

Like ****...I've swTched to mixinbg witH pinK LEmoNAid
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On a scale of 1 to Sh!t-Faced, where are you right about now?
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[farmersdaughter]

I'm goOD grizz! I mnight not be when I StAnd up
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[farmersdaughter]

BeHr, tHed tell mne to get off the damn hOrse, I'd trY to KIck tHem iNthe dannb faCe on tHe way dOWn
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[Behr]

I will! Consider it dunn.

 

[farmersdaughter]

I'm. About sLEepy nOw,
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[Coach Grizz]

I'm goOD grizz! I mnight not be when I StAnd up
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You have inspired me to go take a snort of my jar of shine. Lol
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[heartvols]

Just ate a whole bag of sour gummy worms

tummyacheeee

 

[farmersdaughter]

You have inspired me to go take a snort of my jar of shine. Lol
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ThiS is QualitY ****,,,I dsnt neEd more, but mAy get just a litTle
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[heartvols]

I still have half a jar of peach and a full jar of apple pie moonshine.

 

[Behr]

i ThiNk yOU sHouLd&

 

[farmersdaughter]

I cAn maKe both and hAve soLd tHEm beforew, I Also maKe the Hillbillyt lemonAid. If I stya down,b I'm iN good shepe, when I sTand up I'm ****** uP
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[heartvols]

Man, it feels weird having to explain that Russians as a people aren't violent, they just use their fist to correct people a lot.

 

[farmersdaughter]

NOTHing wroNg witH that
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[ego]

Is it 14 night?

 

[heartvols]

14 night?

 

[Pulscifer]

Catching Hell has been pretty good so far. I love the ESPN Films episodes.
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[ego]

14 night?

Crazy typing.

 

[Behr]

Isn't that EveRy nIghT?

 

[farmersdaughter]

ThinGs muSt be dead In other Areas of tHe interNEt so he's bAck for a visit
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[heartvols]

Crazy typing.

U at work? If I call 911 will you answer?

 

[ego]

Isn't that EveRy nIghT?

Pretty much. How you been, homie?

U at work? If I call 911 will you answer?

Not only will I answer, I'll save your life.