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Slydell said:
Also, self propelled vacuum cleaners. Who is too lazy to push a vacuum cleaner? And, headlights on a riding mower. No wonder people drive them to liquor stores at night.
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I walk.

The other night, I was walking with one foot on the sidewalk and one on the street, a cop says "man you are drunk" I said "thank God, I thought I was cripple".

Ron White.
 
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Behr1213 said:
I walk.

The other night, I was walking with one foot on the sidewalk and one on the street, a cop says "man you are drunk" I said "thank God, I thought I was cripple".

Ron White.
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Lol. Ron white is funny but he tells the same damn jokes.
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Nerd-Vol said:
True story, when I grow up I want to be the angry black chief of police, in 1980s movies who shouts at the promising but unruly new recruit.

I am channeling Beverly hills cop.
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:lol: Nice


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Nerd-Vol said:
I still love that.

I would buy six copies of that game.
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Playing that game, while sitting in a bean bag chair nekid, and eating some donuts with a gallon of milk#LIVIN'


Have to grow a stache for full enjoyment purposes of course
 
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