Random Thoughts XII

[NewToVolCountry]

I was kidding with you, new
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You quoted the wrong guy.

OIC

 

[Indianavol4eva]

I was kidding with you, new
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lol bama.... i just wanna punch you in the face. in a friendly manner, of course.

 

[Behr]

Has the Endzone been taken over by women?

 

[Indianavol4eva]

What is the deal with guys who wear no socks with shoes? Do these mutants not sweat?

racist

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

My shoes smell like crap if I do that.

That's what I'm saying. Is there some magic sauce you can spray on your feet to completely neutralize the odor?

 

[wildnkrazykat]

soap and water for the feet, washing machine for the shoes

 

[Behr]

I was kidding with you, new
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Avatar is funny. Hahahaha

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Has the Endzone been taken over by women?

Yes. Wanna make out?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

My post was a joke by the way.

I think bama was being sarcastic so I just played along

 

[Indianavol4eva]

Newt, did you see what i said about itch?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Yes, but I disagree.

And the same could be said for most of us, except sly. All of what we post lacks substance. At least you can learn from what the old man says.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Wwsd.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

i will point out what i am talking about sometime to show you what i mean.

 

[Behr]

Yes. Wanna make out?

No. I'm gay, can't you tell I don't like women?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

yes

 

[heartvols]

Since the guys are being dramatic... here is my list

A listicle on rudeness

*If you promise you’re going to do something for me, do it or let me know that you’re not going to do it so when I remember promised thing months later I don’t have to think, “man, what a dickface” to myself.

*If I tell you basic things about my life and you call yourself my friend, try to remember those things or don’t be surprised when I don’t want to tell you things about my life or consider you my friend.

*If I tell you I don’t like something once and that yes, I have tried it out, stop trying to tell me about it and sell me on it. This makes you an *******.

*If you are always so, so nice and sweet but then don’t actually call people back or return messages or generally ignore people’s existence, then no, you are actually not so, so nice and sweet but a really awful friend.

If you are chocolate milk, stop being so delicious in my fridge. It’s unseemly.

In conclusion, I have 2.5 friends because everyone else is an *******.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

No. I'm gay, can't you tell I don't like women?

I used to be a man. You would have really liked me.

 

[GBO18]

At least your friendly with midgets.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

are we still best friends, heart?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Is number three about butt sects? If so, it's over honey

Outstanding.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Yayy congrats! Buy me something

Come see me and I will.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

i lulzed, newt.

 

[Behr]

yes

Interested?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

no

 

[GBO18]

So is Behr a woman or gay man. If the latter makes perfect sense for Newt.