Random Thoughts XI

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My Terrorism/Counter-terrorism professor played a haunting video of 9-11. Something that has become evident to me is that, in the CJ major, professors and speakers make certain that you never forget.
 
Pretty soon, the people coming through college will be kids who don't remember that day. That's weird to think about, because I will never forget.
 
Oh yeah, my funny story.

My behavior modification and analysis teacher is the funniest woman I've ever met. She looks like Ron White. She talks like Ron White. She delivers her jokes like Ron White. She is very vulgar. She also has a funny breathing habit. She talks rreally fast and for a long stretch, then she takes this deep breath and launches into another sentence. It sounds just like a Baptist preacher.

Her advice to the ladies was, the easiest way to modify your man's behavior is to stop putting out. If he doesn't do as you say, hold out on him. If he does it right, give him a piece of that ass.
 
Have as much protected sex as you can, but don't spend a dime on any girl. They will wait as long as you allow them to. Let them buy **** for you, and do your laundry.

hmm... and if they require you to date them before they will have sex with you?

also, what if having the protected sex requires you to spend a dime on them. (Ex. gas money to drive there.)
 
1. I take back what I said. It doesn't have to be protected sex, just get real good at pulling out. If you choose protected sex, let her buy the condoms.
2. Always make her drive. I realize this causes dangerous hazards to you and the community, but it will leave money in your pocket. Gas is expensive.
3. Either make her cook, or make up an excuse about not having money. If she doesn't like it, you've chosen the wrong date.
4. The more attention you pay to women, the less money you will have. Think about it.
 
so billy can continue to post is drivel an troll the board but when i post a thread about starkville it gets nuked...go imagine
 

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