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Hp batteries are ****. I hope u didn't get one. I didn't read closely enough to know the final decision
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I thought there were computer pros on these forums and you all are talking HP's. Weak. They should stick w printers
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Another bag of dicks story..

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic garbage bags behind her.

One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while a $20 fell
out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, "Ma'am, there
are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
"Oh really? Darn it!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go
back and pick up the ones that fell out. Thanks for telling me officer."
Well, now, not so fast," said the cop. Where did you get all that
money? You didn't steal it, did you?"

"Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
next to the Golf course. On Golf days, a lot of Golfers come and pee
through a knot hole in the fence, right into my flower garden.
It used to really tick me off. Kills the flowers, you know. Then I
thought, 'why not make the best of it?

So, now, I stand behind the fence by the knot hole, real quiet,
with my hedge clippers.

Every time some guy sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him,
grab hold of it and say, 'O.K., buddy! Give me $20, or off it comes.'
"Well, that seems only fair," said the cop, laughing. "OK. Good
luck! Oh, by the way, what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", said the little old lady, "not everybody pays."


 
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