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tri_vol said:
Mobile. Can't see it.
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First one, kids playing in living room, one older one starts crying. Dad asks what's wrong and he says I stepped on this. A block letter P. Dad says oooh you stepped in pee. haha.
Second one, kid flops in front of mom and starts screaming, mom walks away to next room, kid follows and flops down screaming again. repeat several times for lulz.
 
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VOL_in_Florida said:
First one, kids playing in living room, one older one starts crying. Dad asks what's wrong and he says I stepped on this. A block letter P. Dad says oooh you stepped in pee. haha.
Second one, kid flops in front of mom and starts screaming, mom walks away to next room, kid follows and flops down screaming again. repeat several times for lulz.
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Lulz.

Have a friend who's 60 yrs old. When he was a teenager his dad told him to do something. He did it but was moping. His dad walks up and says "what's wrong son? You smell your p****."
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gottlieb is an idiot. Making an attempt to defend kicking a guy who is down.
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Yep, well mostly, I came back home tonight. I'm going to the fair tomorrow and I'm picking my best friend and his gf so it was easier for me to stay here. I'll spend sat night on campus and have me a drink or ten.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
Yep, well mostly, I came back home tonight. I'm going to the fair tomorrow and I'm picking my best friend and his gf so it was easier for me to stay here. I'll spend sat night on campus and have me a drink or ten.
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Ten sounds more like it. I may drink a few tonight but that all depends on if I'm going out fishing tmmrw morning.
 
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College fisherman took the number one spot on the Not top ten this morning, btw.

Kat, I'll be at the Bradley Gaskin concert.

Back to drinking. I snuck my big ass bottle of vodka into my room in a basket of clothes. I found out my ra is a friend of mine from class, though, so I should have another easy semester in that regard.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
College fisherman took the number one spot on the Not top ten this morning, btw.

Kat, I'll be at the Bradley Gaskin concert.

Back to drinking. I snuck my big ass bottle of vodka into my room in a basket of clothes. I found out my ra is a friend of mine from class, though, so I should have another easy semester in that regard.
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What did he do? We have our first club tournament in a few weeks. I have beer in my fridge right now. Our RA is gay but seems like a cool guy that isn't going to search or make a big deal.
 
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Went to cast and hooked his friend in the back. Looked like it hurt a bit.

They won't check fridges. I just didn't know if I was going to be able to get it in. My dad doesn't care, I just didn't want to advertise it.
 
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NewToVolCountry said:
Went to cast and hooked his friend in the back. Looked like it hurt a bit.

They won't check fridges. I just didn't know if I was going to be able to get it in. My dad doesn't care, I just didn't want to advertise it.
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I got ya... And my brother hooked me in the neck with a small jig one time. I cried lulz
 
#6,649
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You little vag. One time I snuck down to the lake to fish. I hid some type of lure in my pocket. It got stuck in my leg and I had to pull it out myself. I became a man that day.
 
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