Random Thoughts XI

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The speaker series this time ended up being a play about a guy's experience growing up with a schizophrenic mother. It was impressive the lines he had memorized, but got boring after awhile. I got to hang out with my cool girl friend though, and we are all headed to hooter's.

On an aside, there was this pretty brunette there that caught my eye. She looked so familiar, but I just couldn't place her. We caught each other's eye one last time on the way out. It clicked. I think it is a girl I talked to one night down in Key West. Weird if I'm right, huh?
 
A teacher asks her class if TN is their favorite basketball team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
"What's your favorite basketball team Jimmy?"
Jimmy says, "Kentucky Wildcats!"
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Wildcat fan, my mom is a Wildcat fan, I guess that makes me a Wildcat fan."
The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Jimmy thought a second and said "Well, I guess that would make me a TN fan!!!
 
A teacher asks her class if TN is their favorite basketball team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.
"What's your favorite basketball team Jimmy?"
Jimmy says, "Kentucky Wildcats!"
The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"
Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Wildcat fan, my mom is a Wildcat fan, I guess that makes me a Wildcat fan."
The angry teacher says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"
Jimmy thought a second and said "Well, I guess that would make me a TN fan!!!

its favorite football team... jakes on u 27
 
you'll regret the day when i find another girl yeah, who know just what i need, who know just what i mean, when i tell her keep it drama free.
 

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