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I am happy to join with you today in what will go down in history as the greatest demonstration for freedom in the history of our nation.
 
No I don't get nervous at all, I took a debate class in HS, and would get up and talk in front of anyone. I just really don't know how to start this one because its not a normal speech, its just about me.

Start out by telling them how awesome you are. Make sure to make eye contact with all the ladies.
 
Here's a great beginning of a speech.

"Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think."
 
Hi my name is, Insert Name Here. You may remember me from some of my recent movies such as Shaving Ryan's Privates and Pocahotass. Continue with life summary here....
 
No I don't get nervous at all, I took a debate class in HS, and would get up and talk in front of anyone. I just really don't know how to start this one because its not a normal speech, its just about me.

"Before i begin, i would just like to inform all of you that i am a badass, so don't feel bad when my speech is way better than everyone else's... that is just how God willed it."
 

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