Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[joevol33]

Some older guys sitting out beside the Varsity with their cars, older ones, like a month mini car show. There's a sharp box style mustang, I'd love one like that.

 

[joevol33]

Daughter wanted us to pick her up from class, she walks from the apartment. Accidentally pulled into the rifle range, now I wanna go shooting.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Things I don't remember from when I last semi-attended college... A campus-wide email from a math professor:

Dear Campus Community,

This week (10/23-10/27), you may spot UNC Asheville biology students with cotton swabs and Petri dishes in the halls or bathrooms of Zeis Hall and Rhoades Robinson sampling surfaces for relative levels of bacteria.

These are students in BIOL134: Experimental Design, Analysis, and Presentation who have designed experiments as part of a course project to quantify and analyze differences in bacterial load on various types of surfaces across campus. There is no risk whatsoever to anyone in the buildings, and students will not be entering or disrupting any active classes. Students will be using clean and sterile cotton swabs to sample surfaces such as doorknobs, elevator buttons, and bathroom sink handles, and then transferring their samples to sterile Petri dishes, which we will bring back to the lab to quantify any bacteria that grow. The sections run M 12:30-3 p.m.; T 1:20-3:50 p.m.; R 1:20-3:50 p.m.; and F 12:30-3 p.m.

If you have any questions, please contact me...

We did our dorm/apt room surfaces.

 

[Tin Man]

Hey Tinkle Bucket,

What did you think when one of your profs sent out that message telling you to GFY?

Weak, Gordon.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Apparently, no young woman ever told you that you have a “big pretty penis.”

There are a lot of adjectives that can be used to describe that; pretty is one that I have not used.

 

[Tin Man]

There are a lot of adjectives that can be used to describe that; pretty is one that I have not used.

[in my best Forest Gump] We have not had carnal knowledge of one another.

 

[GordonC]

[in my best Forest Gump] We have not had carnal knowledge of one another.

Weak, Rusty.

 

[Tin Man]

Weak, Rusty.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings, Gordon?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Getting creepy up in here.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

It might be described as long, short, thin, wide, plump, chubby, large, small, white, black, tan, brown, huge, or tiny. It is not going to be described as pretty.

 

[Tin Man]

It might be described as long, short, thin, wide, plump, chubby, large, small, white, black, tan, brown, huge, or tiny. It is not going to be described as pretty.

Don’t dwell on it, or Behr will get on you in the third person.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Now I know what the movie pretty in pink was really about.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Gordon is just jealous of my hair just like Slice is jealous of my shoes....

Come on man,
I brought you out of the funk and into a new world of better shoes.


Besides, with my shoe collection, I’m jealous of nobody

 

[hmanvolfan]

Come on man,
I brought you out of the funk and into a new world of better shoes.


Besides, with my shoe collection, I’m jealous of nobody

 

[theFallGuy]

Some older guys sitting out beside the Varsity with their cars, older ones, like a month mini car show. There's a sharp box style mustang, I'd love one like that.

are they creeped out that you are hiding in the bushes taking photos?

 

[malinoisvol]

It might be described as long, short, thin, wide, plump, chubby, large, small, white, black, tan, brown, huge, or tiny. It is not going to be described as pretty.

Curved*

 

[joevol33]

are they creeped out that you are hiding in the bushes taking photos?

big mad

 

[VolunteerHillbilly]

Come on man,
I brought you out of the funk and into a new world of better shoes.


Besides, with my shoe collection, I’m jealous of nobody

Is this legit, or are you referring to that mountain of Merrill's in your closet?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is this legit, or are you referring to that mountain of Merrill's in your closet?

I have on pair of Merrill’s.
Some keens
Hokas

But the dollar signs change when we get to the boots.
Especially the Fino riding boots….which I still have not put on since he past.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Curved*

I did not pull out a thesaurus and list every adjective that showed up

 

[GordonC]

I did not pull out a thesaurus and list every adjective that showed up

in before Joe starts Googling and then bishes about his search history on the play phone

 

[joevol33]

in before Joe starts Googling and then bishes about his search history on the play phone

I've started a project, I'm googling all kinds of crap just to see if anything related pops up in ads. So far, nothing, just stuff I've never googled like this

 

[NorCalVol67]

I've started a project, I'm googling all kinds of crap just to see if anything related pops up in ads. So far, nothing, just stuff I've never googled like this

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How often do you get an ad for this movie?

 

[joevol33]

How often do you get an ad for this movie?

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Surprisingly not once, and I'm kinda upset about it

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I list 14 different adjectives and I get this ad.