Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[VolNExile]

Garbage lady?

lol

Asheville GreenWorks Hard2Recycle day, morning shift. I was at the cardboard, shredded paper, and books station (only cardboard in the truck.) Bring 'em on! No need to break down your boxes, this truck will outcrucnch anything you can do with your hands. Others worked the much-less-fun electronics, dead microwaves, styrofoam (soooo much styrofoam), empty toothpaste tubes, batteries stations.

It was great.

I did find it amazing how many people in super-expensive lah-de-dah SUVs and crossovers will sit there in their darkened-window vehicle with doors locked and windows up, staring back at you while you make roll-down-the-window-please gestures at them. Lady/sir, there are eight vehicles in park ahead of you in your lane, and ten in the other, and fifty-some-odd in line behind you. I promise you that if you'll just open your @#$%^&* trunk and unlock your back doors, I'm not gonna carjack you. I just want to start unloading your sh!t.

 

[VolNExile]

Looks fun

It was! Giant Machines of Destruction make my heart happy.

 

[GordonC]

It was! Giant Machines of Destruction make my heart happy.

I am glad Toucan told you it looked fun and that GMD make your heart happy.

 

[VolNExile]

I am glad Toucan told you it looked fun and that GMD make your heart happy.

Thank you for being glad that Toucan told me it looked fun and that GMD make my heart happy!

 

[theFallGuy]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

 

[GordonC]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

I am glad you warmed up the lunch of the Wal Mart lady.
@508mikey

 

[theFallGuy]

I am glad you warmed up the lunch of the Wal Mart lady.
@508mikey

Well I didn't want to be an *******. It was just a weird question. But if she keeps coming back each week to my house to warm up her food then I'll have to put a stop to it

 

[Toucan Sam]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

That was very kind of you.

 

[GordonC]

Well I didn't want to be an *******. It was just a weird question. But if she keeps coming back each week to my house to warm up her food then I'll have to put a stop to it

@joevol33 YORE MARRIED

 

[theFallGuy]

@joevol33 YORE MARRIED

He's such a dummy. He's prolly busy photographing the elderly neighbor again from his lawn mower

 

[VolNExile]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

Is "warming up my lunch" a new term for afternoon delight or something? Your wife was ok with this?

 

[theFallGuy]

That was very kind of you.

Too bad it wasn't enchiladas

 

[Behr]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

She heard you been "warming up souces sammich" and wanted in on that action. She prolly left disappointed.

 

[GordonC]

She heard you been "warming up souces sammich" and wanted in on that action. She prolly left disappointed.

she mite bee grateful she didn't get et up with the herps
OH CHIT

 

[Toucan Sam]

Too bad it wasn't enchiladas

Yeah that would have been outstanding.

 

[Behr]

she mite bee grateful she didn't get et up with the herps
OH CHIT

If she was in that neighborhood she et up with'em.

 

[GordonC]

Yeah that would have been outstanding.

 

[malinoisvol]

Well I didn't want to be an *******. It was just a weird question. But if she keeps coming back each week to my house to warm up her food then I'll have to put a stop to it

Let her use your shower. That'll teach her.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Just had the weirdest interaction. I warmed up a sandwich for the Walmart delivery lady. I was doing yardwork and she asked if I could warm up her lunch for her. Lol

My ex and I had moved into a new place. We left our car at a friends house after a party.

The next day we were getting cable installed. We asked the cable guy where he was going next. It was the same area where our car was. We asked if we could get a ride to pick it up.

So the cable guy took us back to our car.

wtfngafstfu

 

[theFallGuy]

She heard you been "warming up souces sammich" and wanted in on that action. She prolly left disappointed.

 

[Behr]

Obviously that's at your house.

 

[Toucan Sam]

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Lulz

 

[theFallGuy]

Obviously that's at your house.

Bro please stfu. Just STFU please

If only I had access to the GIF. Been trying to mine it

 

[Behr]

Lulz

I'm glad you laughed at that, thank you.

 

[theFallGuy]