Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[Behr]

I like it. I have 2 bars now. My favorite is pine tar.

 

[Toujours Pret]

Did brakes today, tightening the very last caliper bolt and I slipped and turned my knuckles into hamburger. Go figure

 

[Behr]

I like it. I have 2 bars now. My favorite is pine tar.

 

[the_todd]

Someone in this gym reaks of patchouli

i hate that crap with a passion! I can smell it as soon as someone walks in the gym wearing it

 

[Behr]

 

[508mikey]

Someone in this gym reaks of patchouli

is that a Chinese dish ?

 

[hmanvolfan]

is that a Chinese dish ?

Lulzalicouse

 

[GordonC]

Imagine Joe Milton, spokesman for the US Post Office.

Young kid: Hey, Joe! I’ve got to get this to Bobby’s house!
Joe takes the object from the child and launches it over rows of houses. Joe: It should be on Bobby’s front porch, now.
Young kid: Thanks, Joe!
Joe turns to the camera: When I need to be sure something arrives at its destination, I rely on the US Post Office.
Cut to Joe slipping a letter into the slot inside a US Post Office, then smiling for the camera. Music swells, US Post Office logo fills the screen. End.

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[508mikey]

 

[PEPPERJAX]

This kid needs to run for PREZ someday.

 

[Behr]

This kid needs to run for PREZ someday.

Lulz. Because he knows the name of a book?

 

[508mikey]

This kid needs to run for PREZ someday.

That shirt she has on

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Lulz. Because he knows the name of a book?

Of course that is the reason. His book knowledge surpasses our current PREZ as well.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

That shirt she has on

I noticed that too. Seems appropriate for that chick.

 

[malinoisvol]

THE NEW PHONE BOOK IS HERE!

 

[Behr]

And that's all I need.

 

[Behr]

And this ashtray...

 

[VolNExile]

THE NEW PHONE BOOK IS HERE!

Got a Yellow Pages the other day. Who knew?

 

[malinoisvol]

Headed to COSTCO on the 4th of July weekend. This should go well.

 

[Behr]

Headed to COSTCO on the 4th of July weekend. This should go well.

@508mikey

Does COSTCO suck?

 

[508mikey]

@508mikey

Does COSTCO suck?

idK not a member but I did get my 2 covid shots there

 

[VolNExile]

Headed to COSTCO on the 4th of July weekend. This should go well.

I’m trying to imagine the hotdog line!

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

I’m trying to imagine the hotdog line!

Exie imagining the line to get a large, cheap weiner....

 

[Behr]

 

[VolNExile]

Exie imagining the line to get a large, cheap weiner....