Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[The Ron Mexico]

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I have a wife that eats pizza like a real person. No utensils and like the world is burning. I’m not going to eff that up.

 

[Tin Man]

I don’t want to set the world on fire

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Plus I’ve met you’re wife. There’s no possible way you could do better. Best to not mess that up.

Honestly, I’m slightly retarded and can’t believe there’s a woman alive that lets me see her naked. So, best to just stick to my taco salad.

 

[PB&J]

I have a wife that eats pizza like a real person. No utensils and like the world is burning. I’m not going to eff that up.

I’m sure she’d be fine with spousal support.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I’m sure she’d be fine with spousal support.

Yeah, probably. Please refer to the retarded post above.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Honestly, I’m slightly retarded and can’t believe there’s a woman alive that lets me see her naked. So, best to just stick to my taco salad.

Preach

 

[VolNExile]

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Again?!?!?!?

 

[PB&J]

Again?!?!?!?

That’s the OrangeEmpire login

 

[VolNExile]

That’s the OrangeEmpire login

I’m amazed that it still exists.

 

[PB&J]

I’m amazed that it still exists.

Gotta keep the legend of the villains around

 

[NorCalVol67]

Downside of those dinners is you can't drink to excess. Is this one where you get to bring a +1 or not?

Going to a Peruvian spot known for their Pisco Sours and only having one was brutal.

 

[Vjcvette]

 

[Nugget]

Plus I’ve met you’re wife. There’s no possible way you could do better. Best to not mess that up.

Where are Jack and Buck?

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

If you want to embarrass your teenage kid, turn on old school MTV rap videos and show him you know every word....

 

[82_VOL_83]

Going to a Peruvian spot known for their Pisco Sours and only having one was brutal.

Oh GVG had a run in with those. Ever see someone try to puke and paddle at the same time?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Rats. I’m feeling better, doctor came in this morning and said maybe I can go home tomorrow if my tests stay good. Thanks for axing.

You get to go home today? Too early to know yet?

 

[Behr]

Be a man and do it at 114,719.

Vader and Volwindy plotted against me and took my post padding posts away from my official count.

 

[Souce]

I have a wife that eats pizza like a real person. No utensils and like the world is burning. I’m not going to eff that up.

 

[PEPPERJAX]

Hog heaven!

 

[Weezer]

Man with huge appetite banned from all-you-can-eat buffet (msn.com)

When did @95 Vol Alum go to China?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Man with huge appetite banned from all-you-can-eat buffet (msn.com)

When did @95 Vol Alum go to China?

Never but I do like Chinese food.

 

[theFallGuy]

Never but I do like Chinese food.

Don't tell Mikey

 

[Orangeredblooded]

If I had the energy I’d post

 

[Tin Man]

Put the bunny back in the box.

 

[VolNExile]

Man with huge appetite banned from all-you-can-eat buffet (msn.com)

When did @95 Vol Alum go to China?

‘‘Tis no’ a man; ‘tis a remorseless eatin’ machine!”