Random, Thoughts, X,XXIV

[TopsideVol]

You'll get that Pooch tattoo eventually. Lulz

**** you, Epcot!

 

[TopsideVol]

Beautiful women.

 

[VolNExile]

It appears that my main function on earth these days is to serve as a heating pad.

 

[TopsideVol]

Woman vacuuming sidewalk goes viral -- turns out there's more to the story

“I apologize if anybody is offended by this. I’ve had multiple dm’s In defense of this ladies situation,” he wrote. “Don’t do drugs though. And use a Kirby to suck glass up not a Hoover!!”

The comments were funny.

 

[Weezer]

You'll get that Pooch tattoo eventually. Lulz

Didn't realize they had made it official. Wonder who took whose last name, or if they just hyphenated?

 

[theFallGuy]

I'm off Wednesday and Thursday if you need help!

i didn't know u had a job with ISIS

 

[hmanvolfan]

i didn't know u had a job with ISIS

Way to confirm your jackleg reputation.

 

[joevol33]

i didn't know u had a job with ISIS

What the crap!! @Souce , straighten your boy toy out!!

 

[theFallGuy]

What the crap!! @Souce , straighten your boy toy out!!

u stated you wanted to help gouge eyes out with a knife

 

[joevol33]

u stated you wanted to help gouge eyes out with a knife

Yeah, but just you

 

[joevol33]

Why are hospitals in suspense/horror movies always almost empty? I mean a whole floor, and nobody but the bad guy and person being chased!

 

[theFallGuy]

Yeah, but just you

that's just rude Joe! You prolly just mad cause you watch the Bachelor everyday while eating cereal!

 

[vol445]

Why are hospitals in suspense/horror movies always almost empty? I mean a whole floor, and nobody but the bad guy and person being chased!

Never thought of that. It’s more scary for our hospital to be full. Oh you coming out of there with something you weren’t suppose to have. Example granddaddy went in for knee op. Got a pace maker instead

 

[joevol33]

Never thought of that. It’s more scary for our hospital to be full. Oh you coming out of there with something you weren’t suppose to have. Example granddaddy went in for knee op. Got a pace maker instead

Dang

 

[Hoosier_Vol]

I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this watch looks really good on me!

 

[malinoisvol]

Their are a race of Alien Women abducting men with big peens. Just wanted @Souce and @theFallGuy to know they have nothing to worry about.

On the other hand, this spaceship is FAWKING AWESOME!

 

[VolNExile]

I'm still a bit shaken up. I was involved in a violent mugging this morning. On the plus side, I did make $23 and I think this watch looks really good on me!

Seriously, though, you ok? Or was this in the line of duty?

 

[malinoisvol]

Seriously, though, you ok? Or was this in the line of duty?

I think he was the mugger. Lol

 

[tnuhcvols]

Their are a race of Alien Women abducting men with big peens. Just wanted @Souce and @theFallGuy to know they have nothing to worry about.

On the other hand, this spaceship is FAWKING AWESOME!

LOL!!

 

[tnuhcvols]

Seriously, though, you ok? Or was this in the line of duty?

 

[VolNExile]

Yes, guys, I saw the joke part of his post, but since this isn’t (officially) the Dumb Joke thread, I wanted to check.

It’s my eternal mom thing. I can’t help it!

 

[malinoisvol]

Did you know...

Butch Jones has been at Bama so long that he has earned the nickname "Radio".

No offense to the original Radio.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Did you know...

Butch Jones has been at Bama so long that he has earned the nickname "Radio".

No offense to the original Radio.

Serious lulz

 

[TopsideVol]

@NorCalVol67
You been over there?
Women who died inside Mercedes that rolled off Florida ferry were found embracing: report

 

[NorCalVol67]

@NorCalVol67
You been over there?
Women who died inside Mercedes that rolled off Florida ferry were found embracing: report

Fisher Island? Hell no, they wouldn't let my raggedy azz on their island. I do see it from my place though.