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So, I'm seated at the dinner table with two ordained ministers, and my brother-in-law asks me to say grace. Lord, bless this food, the hands which prepared it, and those gathered here to be nourished by it. Amen. Later, my brother-in-law opined that I'd hit all the basics - the food, the cook, and the company about to be fed. Goodnight, Gracie.
 
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I need help! I need Valentine's Day gift ideas. I looked at the BF and said "we don't do Valentine's Day, do we?" (It was more of a statement than question.) He has already got something for me, now I'm scrambling. This is exactly why I hate holidays. I'm not a sentimental person and have been racking my brain, I've got no clue. :eek:
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
I need help! I need Valentine's Day gift ideas. I looked at the BF and said "we don't do Valentine's Day, do we?" (It was more of a statement than question.) He has already got something for me, now I'm scrambling. This is exactly why I hate holidays. I'm not a sentimental person and have been racking my brain, I've got no clue. :eek:
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Does he fish, or like tools?
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
I need help! I need Valentine's Day gift ideas. I looked at the BF and said "we don't do Valentine's Day, do we?" (It was more of a statement than question.) He has already got something for me, now I'm scrambling. This is exactly why I hate holidays. I'm not a sentimental person and have been racking my brain, I've got no clue. :eek:
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Blue Chew and some hot hookers
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
Loves fishing, great idea and both of us enjoy it. 🙂

Does this mean I have to buy a card too? 🤦‍♀️
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Cards are for suckas. Unless you’re a guy and your girl is all sentimental and stuff. I never cared about Valentine’s Day either until the first one came up with my wife. I came home and she was all sad acting and I asked what’s wrong. She said it’s Valentine’s Day and you didn’t get me anything. I said I thought that was for children and she said it’s for me too. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Never forget it again.
 
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Orangeredblooded said:
No can do, he’d know I just grab one without looking.
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LOL!! I got my wife a mothers day or anniversary card one year( they are the same day many years) that was designed for a certain race. I got called out on it. One month later for her bday I did the exact same thing. What are the odds?🤣
 
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One year, I received a call from my brother. He said, Happy birthday. I replied, It's your birthday. He said, yeah. I know. I asked, What are you doing? He answered, I'm at home, drinking a beer. We talked for about an hour. He was home alone. His wife and son's were out on the islands. She was working, and the boys were volunteering. They had left earlier in the week, while he was teaching classes.

A couple of months later, I called my brother. He answered, and I said, Happy birthday. He replied, It's your birthday. I said, I know. He asked, What are you doing? I answered, I'm at home, drinking a beer. We talked for about an hour...
 
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