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[Pepe_Silvia]

I should probably shave before I go to school so I don't look like a caveman, but I don't play football any more. Feels good being able to have a beard whenever I want.

Did somebody gorilla mask you?

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Not funny
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[cwil4]

Did somebody gorilla mask you?

We couldn't have any facial hair during football season.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

We couldn't have any facial hair during football season.

What? That makes no since whatsoever
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[JTrainDavis]

Yeah might as well get a new one. Just don't get a ge in any kind of appliance.
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Oh, no doubt. They're ****, and they give tons of money to leftist PACs.

I'll find a Consumer Reports and see what they say.
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[Pepe_Silvia]

cwil may not know what it means to be gorilla masked.

 

[cwil4]

cwil may not know what it means to be gorilla masked.

Don't want to know really.

 

[JTrainDavis]

Did somebody gorilla mask you?

That's allsome.
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[Pepe_Silvia]

Don't want to know really.

Nobody wants to know.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Basically, a gorilla mask involves shaved pubes, glue (ideally of the super variety), and one unlucky bastage's face.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Oh, no doubt. They're ****, and they give tons of money to leftist PACs.

I'll find a Consumer Reports and see what they say.
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The summer before I went into high school we had a ge microwave catch the whole kitchen on fire. Smoke damage even messed a lot of the upstairs up, took like 6 months for them to redo the house. We won't ever buy another ge product again.
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[JTrainDavis]

Basically, a gorilla mask involves shaved pubes, glue (ideally of the super variety), and one unlucky bastage's face.

I gave my wife a Roman Soldier Helmet this morning.
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[Pepe_Silvia]

I gave my wife a Roman Soldier Helmet this morning.
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Had to look that one up. Aptly named.

 

[DocVOLiday]

I gave my wife a Roman Soldier Helmet this morning.
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Looked it up, then laffed
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[NewToVolCountry]

Yo bewbs, David Allan Coe is going to be at The EC in a week.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

My dumass knows better than to not wear sunscreen
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[NewToVolCountry]

You met anyone down there, kat?

I have another female author you'd enjoy. I picked up one of her books and it turned out to be a good read. Crown Jewel by Fern Michaels.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

Bout to go to the panama city beach hooters, hopefully their girls look better than the ones back home.
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[wildnkrazykat]

I'll check that out just finishing up The Help by Kathryn stockett. I've enjoyed it.
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[Pepe_Silvia]

Erin Andrews is terrible hosting College Football Live.
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[ego]

but she looks so fng good doing it.

 

[VOLFREAK11]

but she looks so fng good doing it.

+1
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[ScorchedMoose]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Time Cop meets Vantage Point meets Money Train?
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Haha
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[Pepe_Silvia]

but she looks so fng good doing it.

She's the kind of chick that's better seen, not heard.
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[VOLFREAK11]

Who is scorched moose?
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