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#9,628
#9,628
yoyo!!
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#9,632
#9,632
An East Texas Department of Highway Patrol pulled over a pick-up truck owner for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and a concealed weapon carry permit.

The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"

The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
.45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."

The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"

"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."

The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.

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May I ask what you are afraid of?

Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,




"Not a damn thing!"





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#9,635
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NewToVolCountry said:
Dude, you fail. Should I tell everyone how bad you are?
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you could start by looking at the fact that i have NEVER played HCCTF, and that i had no weapons or perks, and STILL had most of our captures. secondly, you could look at the fact that me and rogue were doing work and i only had that one horrible game at the end. How many times did your dude have to tell me that people were running right in front of me during that game because i wasn't paying attention?

lylsmorr said:
Indi's lucky numbers are 3 and 33
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me and rogue will run you guys in HCTDM any day of the week. especially once i unlock a weapon that is actually worth a damn.
 
#9,637
#9,637
cuz the 3 and 33 game was trash. i literally put down a tactical insertion 10 feet from the flag and just ran at it for half the game. then for the other half i was texting or on my laptop and not paying attention at all. it was jokesquad.
 
#9,639
#9,639
lol well i dont suck. today was the first time i have played in over a month, i started at level 3 so i literally had NO weapons or perks, and we played the ****tiest game possible.
 
#9,650
#9,650
Actually, while he may not be able to kill a Gdamn thing, he is pretty good at running the flags in. If the rest of us can defend and help, then who cares if he gets three kills a game.
 
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