Random Thoughts VII

[NewToVolCountry]

Anyone wanna go bungee jumping?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Anyone wanna go skydiving?

 

[ego]

been rafting once, it was pimp.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Nolichucky- Cherokee for River of Death

 

[Volst53]

Rafting is a blast.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I agree white water rafting is the bomb!

 

[VOLNBAMA]

Anyone wanna go white water rafting?

More than anything in the world
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[NewToVolCountry]

Let's all go pussaries

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It could be our own Without A Paddle

 

[farmersdaughter]

If yall ever get the chance, raft both the lower and upper ocoee. River rats is the best guide service, but be sure to request the old man (I can't remember his name). He will give yall the ride of a lifetime


Mind out of gutter gentlemen
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[ego]

i'd drown myself after hearing you and tex brag about your fictional vagina tales.

 

[JTrainDavis]

Nolichucky- Cherokee for River of Death

I'm pretty sure every river with an Indian name is claimed to be translated as "River of Death"

It actually means "The place with spruce trees" loosely.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

i'd drown myself after hearing you and tex brag about your fictional vagina tales.

lllllooolllll
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[heartvols]

The postings in this thread reminds me of facebook statuses. but without the like button.

 

[Volst53]

I would rather float down "The place with spruce trees"

 

[ego]

More than anything in the world
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i'd rather go human hunting.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm pretty sure every river with an Indian name is claimed to be translated as "River of Death"

It actually means "The place with spruce trees" loosely.

That's horse****!!!!! I'm Cherokee!!! I know the language!!!! And it means what I said it meant!!!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

The postings in this thread reminds me of facebook statuses. but without the like button.

New avy. Bring back the boobs

 

[heartvols]

My spinbrush toothbrush sounds like a vibrator. It's kind of creepy.

 

[heartvols]

I need a new avatar. Hook a sista up.

 

[JTrainDavis]

That's horse****!!!!! I'm Cherokee!!! I know the language!!!! And it means what I said it meant!!!

In addition to every river with a Cherokee name being "River of Death", everyone living south of the Mason-Dixon line is "part Cherokee way back on my grandma's side", sorry, I forgot.:good!:

 

[VOLNBAMA]

i'd rather go human hunting.

Man hunting is only true test of a real hunter
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[VOLNBAMA]

I need a new avatar. Hook a sista up.

Finally taking my advice
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[NewToVolCountry]

In addition to every river with a Cherokee name being "River of Death", everyone living south of the Mason-Dixon line is "part Cherokee way back on my grandma's side", sorry, I forgot.:good!:

Haha, something I really hate is how people from this area think it is the cool thing to do to claim Scots-Irish and Cherokee ancestry.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just produced “a typical Texas” baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, along with many exclamations of “Wow!”

Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”

The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks, “Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.”

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his longneck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”

And we named him Ego.