Random Thoughts VII

[TEX_VOLFAN]

way to go ego! take that shiz down

 

[farmersdaughter]

found one.

Lol, you are definitely tenacious
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[farmersdaughter]

either that or

How do you find this stuff lol?
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[ego]

way to go ego! take that shiz down

i would pistol whip you so quick.

 

[farmersdaughter]

Seriously thinking on giving up the beach trip in june and putting the money toward one of those glass sunrooms....with a badazz hot tub
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[ego]

How do you find this stuff lol?
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google images is a beautiful thing.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

good lord know we have that huge freaking pic on this page.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

We need to make you avi that big, Tex...

 

[Volst53]

Think I need to call a man about a horse, but I'm on the fence about it. I think I'll get a dip and think it through.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

We need to make you avi that big, Tex...

I would not complain about that, can you make it happen?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

new page

 

[NewToVolCountry]

neww page

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

yes

 

[NewToVolCountry]

new ****ing page

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

agree

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Anyone wanna play some Black Ops?

 

[Volst53]

Keep rowing new you'll get to land

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I wanna bust heads

 

[NewToVolCountry]

new pageeeee

 

[NewToVolCountry]

row row row ya boat

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Probably waisting our time, ego or someone will just quote it again on the next page.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Anyone wanna go white water rafting?

 

[VOODOOVOL]

We need to make you avi that big, Tex...

A Texan buys a round of drinks for the entire bar, announcing that his wife has just produced “a typical Texas” baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, along with many exclamations of “Wow!”

Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender says, “Say, you’re the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”

The proud father answers, “Seventeen pounds.”

The bartender, puzzled and concerned, asks, “Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth.”

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his longneck beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, “Had him circumcised.”

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Anyone wanna go scuba diving?