Random Thoughts VII

[heartvols]

Do we have any Stephen Colbert fans up in here?

 

[Volst53]

I'm a Colbert fan

 

[heartvols]

Yay we're soulmates.

 

[Volst53]

The time he said I teach sunday school mother****er is still his best work.

 

[jhen713]

A spicy chicken biscuit would be much better than these Cheerios.

 

[VOLCOP81]

your cheerios sounds better than my pack of crackers

 

[jhen713]

:hi:Mornin VC. I started to make a donut comment but I'm sure you get enough of those.

 

[VOLCOP81]

Its okay, I get a ton of doughnut comments. Im not up tight, I get a laugh out of them.
I got dispatched to a birthday party once and the guy there said I would give you something to eat but we dont have any doughnut cake. I thought it was great......but he still had to go to jail

 

[Volst53]

lol that's amazing.

 

[tri_vol]

Its okay, I get a ton of doughnut comments. Im not up tight, I get a laugh out of them.
I got dispatched to a birthday party once and the guy there said I would give you something to eat but we dont have any doughnut cake. I thought it was great......but he still had to go to jail

I'm sure things are a lot funnier when you get to take the jokester to jail. Its the ultimate last laugh.
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[Volst53]

I think you should have gave the guy a pass.

 

[VOLCOP81]

He was a woman beater so he had to go. But I get a ton of great doughnut comments, I will post them when I get some more good ones. I also hear a lot of bacon/pig jokes as well. I really do get kick out of them.

 

[Volst53]

You did the right thing then.

 

[tri_vol]

I imagine it goes like this:

perp: hey copper want a jelly donut?

VC laughs uncontrollably for 10 seconds. Gathers himself, wipes away the tears of laughter and says "that was hilarious, now turn around so I can put these cuffs on you."
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[Slydell]

 

[VOLCOP81]

I imagine it goes like this:

perp: hey copper want a jelly donut?

VC laughs uncontrollably for 10 seconds. Gathers himself, wipes away the tears of laughter and says "that was hilarious, now turn around so I can put these cuffs on you."
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Well, that is actually very close to how it went down.....And just for the record I really do love doughnuts. They are great to eat before a long run, or anytime for that matter:drool:

 

[Volst53]

I'm wanting to try the hamburger that uses a doughnut for the bun.

 

[Slydell]

Serious Police Car-

 

[VOLCOP81]

Who sells them? That may be the most tastey but unhealthy thing I have ever heard of.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

I'm wanting to try the hamburger that uses a doughnut for the bun.

that makes me gag thinking about it

 

[Volst53]

Who sells them? That may be the most tastey but unhealthy thing I have ever heard of.

It's a ball park creation. It's suppose to be amazing. And suck it up Kat

 

[VOLCOP81]

Serious Police Car-

Beats da hell out of my crown vic

 

[wildnkrazykat]

It's a ball park creation. It's suppose to be amazing. And suck it up Kat

something about the thought of donuts on an empty stomach makes my insides feel yucky

 

[farmersdaughter]

Well, that is actually very close to how it went down.....And just for the record I really do love doughnuts. They are great to eat before a long run, or anytime for that matter:drool:

I will knock someone down for a warm raspberry jelly krispy kreme donut. If my metabolism ever slows down I'm in deep doody
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[VIF]

Some radio guy down here did the Krispy-Kreme bun on a double bacon cheese burger. they were calculating the calories at over 3,000. I think maybe I would try one bite.