Random Thoughts Thread

[VolGal423]

Perfect time to make me a sandwich

No. I can barely lift my right arm and I've got toilet paper stuck in my nose to block the leak! Still want me to?
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[volwindy]

Oh it will be brought

I hope so!

 

[lylsmorr]

No. I can barely lift my right arm and I've got toilet paper stuck in my nose to block the leak! Still want me to?
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Do you have the plague and a broken arm?

I hope so!

I know you do :thumbsup:

 

[VolGal423]

Do you have the plague and a broken arm?

Yes.
:cray:

 

[hmanvolfan]

I wonder what direction this thread would have taken if I had responded to the defamation of my character?

Who would defecate on your character? That stuff ain't happenin'!!! :aggressive:
Oh wait...

 

[lylsmorr]

Yes.
:cray:

Poor thing

 

[Behr]

I love women.:yes:

 

[lylsmorr]

I love women.:yes:

Seconded

 

[Behr]

Seconded

It's funny, I've been thinking about this "make me a sammich" thing. After my latest experience, I'll make my own sammich. Just knowing where her hands have been is enough for me to say "no thanks".:blink:

 

[lylsmorr]

It's funny, I've been thinking about this "make me a sammich" thing. After my latest experience, I'll make my own sammich. Just knowing where her hands have been is enough for me to say "no thanks".:blink:

hmy:

 

[VolGal423]

Ewww Behr!!!!
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[lylsmorr]

Ewww Behr!!!!
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Says the one armed-plague victim

 

[volsgal03]

It's funny, I've been thinking about this "make me a sammich" thing. After my latest experience, I'll make my own sammich. Just knowing where her hands have been is enough for me to say "no thanks".:blink:

I wonder how many women clean their toilet without gloves, and a toilet brush.

 

[VolGal423]

Says the one armed-plague victim

Hardy har har!

Well its actually a sinus infection + a bad reaction to an allergy shot! My arm is 2 sizes too big!!
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[lylsmorr]

Hardy har har!

Well its actually a sinus infection + a bad reaction to an allergy shot! My arm is 2 sizes too big!!
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That's what happens when you do steroids

 

[Behr]

I wonder how many women clean their toilet without gloves, and a toilet brush.

I just got back from taking Behr to the vet. The lady doing the "anal gland cleansing" is hot, but after she expalined what she had done......I'll make my own sammich thank you!

And I don't give a rats ass if she was wearing gloves and torched her hands afterwards.

 

[VolGal423]

That's what happens when you do steroids

Yea! I can pick up a car!
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[hmanvolfan]

Yea! I can pick up a car!
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I heard they're not good in bed.

 

[Behr]

Ewww Behr!!!!
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I'm glad that you have me to pick on, at least you are leaving someone else alone.:shades:

 

[VolGal423]

I'm glad that you have me to pick on, at least you are leaving someone else alone.:shades:

Haha awww!
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[lylsmorr]

:question:

 

[lylsmorr]

:ninja: > irate:

 

[VolGal423]

I just watched a cute cute movie!!
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[Behr]

Haha awww!
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At least this time the misunderstanding had nothing to do with cdubs girlfriend

 

[VolGal423]

At least this time the misunderstanding had nothing to do with cdubs girlfriend

true that!! Hehe
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