Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake,
floatin' in my bowl making movies.
Relaxin' a while, livin' in style.
Talkin' to a raisin that 'casionally plays LA.
Casually glancin' at his toupee.
Ahhh, south California.
Wish I was an English muffin,
bout to make the most of a toaster.
I'd ease myself down,
coming up brown.
I prefer boysenberry
more than any ordinary jam.
I'm a citizen for boysenberry jam fan.
