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With all the talk around here and on campus. It feels more like thanksgiving than football season
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I was just thinking...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you Ahole!"
 
I was just thinking...

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no flipping way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that s**t up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you Ahole!"


That there is just funny !!
 
Am very distraught about the recent violence at Fort Hood and in Orlando, Fla. Are we on the road to ultimate chaos here or what??!! :no:
 
Stress builds up like pressure and has to be relieved ,it's not ultimate chaos just a balancing of pressure. All will be well in the end. Keep the faith Bro. Peace,Love and Harmony
 
I don't know...sitting here watching the Colts and Texans, pretty good game. Colts lead 20-17 with 7 minutes to go.
 
I hope the Colts win, I like that Manning guy....where'd he play college ball? :)
 
Jhen wanted me to go on a post count rampage...this could be it.
 

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