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#583
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I wonder if Windy is a nice person deep down, and is just putting up some sort of facade to protect herself...
 
#589
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One of my favorite things to do is to hold a door or elevator for someone who is extremely far away, or at least far away enough that you probably didn't need to hold the door for them. The end result usually ends with them sprinting towards your courtesy, which makes you wonder, "who's helping who here?" Or, "Was I really being courteous?" Not only does what you're thinking make the elevator ride go smooth, or make the transition from inside to outside (or vice-versa) be completely seamless, it can also provide a great ice breaker especially if you're holding the door for someone attractive.
 
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The Lone Ranger is captured by Indians...

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests.

What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and once again he whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and also spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. He tells the Lone Ranger, "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow. "So what is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds,
"I'd like to speak to my horse.... alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:












"Listen very carefully you dumb a$$ horse.
For the last time . . . BRING POSSEEEE".
 
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