Random Thoughts thread IV

[ego]

911 emergency:
Ego: 911, Can I help you?
Caller: My husband has passed out. I don't know what to do!
Ego: Can you hold on, this thread is really Poping!
Caller: What??!!....

it's chooses like this that make me who i am.

 

[Behr]

I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."

 

[heartvols]

Ego is good for the lulz, no doubt!!

Fo sho I love dat Ego man.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

your life must be full of win, fo sho!

 

[Behr]

it's chooses like this that make me who i am.

:lol:

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Where did ol' Sly r-u-n-o-f-t to!!!

 

[smowkee]

I saw this dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."

Has anyone ever been cow tipping?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He be missing out on the closing of yet another epic thread!

 

[ego]

i'll end this thread.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

It's so close, I can hear Ego breathing heavy into his mic!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

The end is near!!! 2012?

 

[smowkee]

It's so close, I can hear Ego breathing heavy into his mic!

I think that's a 911 caller gasping for breath.

 

[hmanvolfan]

I've been turd tapping.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

New would be going psycho on this thread if he wuz hurr!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Blind bird stew

 

[hmanvolfan]

what's the deal Lucille

 

[smowkee]

Where is he anyway?

 

[hmanvolfan]

How's the weather up there?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I think that's a 911 caller gasping for breath.

As he tells the caller "stay with me, just a few more posts"!

 

[smowkee]

You know it's going to go past 12000

 

[hmanvolfan]

Psycho Bill Ballew

 

[ego]

uh oh

 

[ego]

asdfasdfa

 

[smowkee]

Just sayin

 

[ego]

sadf