Random Thoughts Thread II

[Slydell]

torture devices.

 

[VOODOOVOL]

Random tought
I'm watching a Rockford Files rerun,
guessing mid-late 70's

Jim's lawyer: I think that DA swings both ways

Jim: Yeah, my butt's in a sling.

Lawyer: I think he's going to try and nail you either way.

LMAO
carry on
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[heartvols]

just makes me feel naked when i don't wear a little

A little is okay. Maybe some eye shadow, and lipstick. I hate that cakey foundation crap. Not good for your skin.

As long as you don't look like Mimi from the Drew Carey Show. LOL

 

[smowkee]

This thread is turning into "The View"

 

[Slydell]

 

[wildnkrazykat]

thigh highs and heels are underrated

 

[heartvols]

I'm not Whoopi Goldberg, damnit!

 

[wildnkrazykat]

i'll be elizabeth

 

[wildnkrazykat]

hv would definitely be that joy chick

 

[smowkee]

I'm not Whoopi Goldberg, damnit!

Sorry, you have to be. She's the only one that doesn't wear makeup...

 

[volmanbill]

There's a show starting on BBC America now....My Big Breasts and Me.

 

[Slydell]

I'm oudda dis loop. Noz TV for meez.

 

[VolGal423]

Every girl can use a little makeup to accentuate her features, unless you're HV who is apparently so gorgeous she doesn't need it. I on the other hand am so fugly that I need about a lb each day just to get out the door!!

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[heartvols]

Sorry, you have to be. She's the only one that doesn't wear makeup...

Something tells me she's the only one with a penis too.


Oh jeez mods, please don't ban me.

 

[dembewbs]

A woman looks the best in tha morning...

 

[heartvols]

Every girl can use a little makeup to accentuate her features, unless you're HV who is apparently so gorgeous she doesn't need it. I on the other hand am so fugly that I need about a lb each day just to get out the door!!

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Nah it has nothing to do with looks. I just don't wear it.

 

[dembewbs]

10 at night 2 in tha morning chicks r bad news

 

[Slydell]

Lyls is dedicated to the Pic lulz tonight.

 

[heartvols]

10 at night 2 in tha morning chicks r bad news

Guy code?

 

[VolGal423]

10 at night 2 in tha morning chicks r bad news

Huh?
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[lylsmorr]

It is my duty

 

[wildnkrazykat]

get in bed with her she's a 10 wake up with her she's a 2....bad times VG, bad times

 

[wildnkrazykat]

some people say "she's a 10 @ 2 and a 2 @ 10"

 

[VolGal423]

get in bed with her she's a 10 wake up with her she's a 2....bad times VG, bad times

Ohhh okay. Never heard that before. Never really like the "ranking" thing though.
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[Slydell]

He'll grow out of it.