Random Thoughts Thread II

[VolGal423]

You probably get sleepy from all the roofies slipped in your glass....you need to be careful young lady.
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We should stop partying with that Lyls feller...there's the problem right there.

 

[lylsmorr]

I'm all out of rohypnol. Wasn't me this time

 

[VolGal423]

I'm all out of ruthelin. Wasn't me this time

GHB then. I know your sly ways.

 

[Slydell]

GHB then. I know your sly ways.

I didn't give him any.

 

[lylsmorr]

nope no gammahydroxybutyric acid either. i'm fresh out of all supplies

 

[dembewbs]

He just get you all liquored up then does what he wants wit u

 

[lylsmorr]

too poor to afford all that shiz. especially the alcohol

 

[dembewbs]

He gets u drunker than cootie brown then taps that azz...

 

[VolGal423]

He just get you all liquored up then does what he wants wit u

Nope that's yo momma he does that with not me.
lol:

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. That was mean. I take it back. :angel:

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Yea and my legs get really heavy and I just want to lie down and get cozy! Must be a girl thing!

Now if I'm out and about I can be alright but if I'm eating dinner or at a friends house and there is a couch near by? Fo'get about it.

exactly. out and about, start drinking whenever and i can go til closing time. start drinking at the same time chilling at someone's house and i'm a goner

 

[UTvol1fn]

We should stop partying with that Lyls feller...there's the problem right there.

Pretty much...
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[dembewbs]

Nope that's yo momma he does that with not me.
lol:

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. That was mean. I take it back. :angel:

Speaking of moms your mom looks like you so i jus slayed that...

 

[VolGal423]

Speaking of moms your mom looks like you so i jus slayed that...

How can you say that with my angel face staring at you?:angel:

 

[lylsmorr]

Pretty much...
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See if I invite you guys to my next birthday party.

 

[dembewbs]

How can you say that with my angel face staring at you?:angel:

Well if your not gonna do a 2 nighter might as well get next of kin... Which in this case is ya mama...























































I kid, I kid

 

[UTvol1fn]

See if I invite you guys to my next transvestite party.

Nah bro, I think we're good
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[lylsmorr]

:realmad:

 

[VolGal423]

I kid, I kid

Because you know I'll kick your bootay!

 

[VolGal423]

:realmad:

So that's why you asked me what my favorite push-up bra was....wow Lyls...you know now that I think about it I'm not too surprised!

 

[dembewbs]

Because you know I'll kick your bootay!

Ok I don't kid...

 

[Slydell]

 

[lylsmorr]

So that's why you asked me what my favorite push-up bra was....wow Lyls...you know now that I think about it I'm not too surprised!

I don't recall that

 

[VolGal423]

Ok I don't kid...

So you want me to kick your booty? It wont be pleasant. I learned self defense and will put a hurtin on you, boy! :vava:

 

[VolGal423]

I don't recall that

Oh right:wink2:...me either....k: Gotcha chief! :salute:

 

[Slydell]

So you want me to kick your booty? It wont be pleasant. I learned self defense and will put a hurtin on you, boy! :vava:

Technically, kicking his butt would be offense. Did you learn self offense?