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#11,603
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Nah, I've never been able to get into golf. If I knew more about it (the rules, the goal etc) then I might be able to get into it. Right now I'm heading up 75 to talk to a homeowner
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#11,605
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Nah, hoping to sale a roof. I work on commission, and because of the storms I've been making bank lately. But it always dries up along bout nov, dec, and jan
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#11,609
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TOP 10 REASONS WHY GOLF IS BETTER THAN SEX
David Letterman

#10 - A below par performance is considered good.

#9 - You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8 - It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7 - Foursomes are encouraged.

#6 - You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5 - Three times a day is possible.

#4 - Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you do it with someone else.

#3 - If you live in Florida, you can do it every day.

#2 - You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished,

and best of all................

#1 - If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.
 
#11,611
#11,611
My household produces an obscene amount of trash. I sometimes empty the trash can twice a day.
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#11,615
#11,615
12K is the target. Someone will shut it down around that count. Sometimes more/sometimes less. I've seen one shut right on 12,000 and another one about 3-400 over.
 
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