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heartvols said:
Drunky McGee just upgraded to BIG fireworks. Should I go ahead and call 911 and just tell them to start heading this way?
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I think it was Rucker who said on twitter "fireworks are like a white trash orchestra, except a bassoon won't blow your hand off"
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JTrainDavis said:
I think it was Rucker who said on twitter "fireworks are like a white trash orchestra, except a bassoon won't blow your hand off"
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Lol too funny!

just worried because he's actually on my side of the property line which would make ME responsible for injuries, right?
 
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heartvols said:
Drunky McGee just upgraded to BIG fireworks. Should I go ahead and call 911 and just tell them to start heading this way?
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Last year, I repeatedly yelled at the asshat that lives through the woods behind me to please stop shooting fireworks toward my house because my family was trying to sleep. It was 3AM on the 5th or 6th. I eventually called the cops and said there was gunfire over there.

This year....SILENCE...Hobock = winning.
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JTrainDavis said:
I had a Lynx try to kill me @ Toronto Zoo. I pissed on a tree in his pen through the fence.
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You don't go marking a lynx's territory, dawg. Wild cats scare the beejeezus out of me. Sister and I walked right up on a bobcat when we were little. I think her yell scared me almost as much as the bobcat's yell. We could hear them screaming/crying at night all the time when we went outside at night. Spooky
 
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Hobock said:
Last year, I repeatedly yelled at the asshat that lives through the woods behind me to please stop shooting fireworks toward my house because my family was trying to sleep. It was 3AM on the 5th or 6th. I eventually called the cops and said there was gunfire over there.

This year....SILENCE...Hobock = winning.
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Hobock is always full of win.

I'm 10 seconds away from this drunk redneck getting a taser to his groin.
 
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JTrainDavis said:
Because I was 5. Gotta piss, find a tree, was my train of thought.
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Didn't realize you meant you did it when you were a kid. One of the funniest things I have ever seen happened while I was umpiring a 5-6 year old game. A kid, who was 4, was about to get up to bat and I looked over and the kid pulled his pants down and started peeing. If somebody was video taping it, that would have made AFM for sure.
 
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My neighbor's drunken guest is stubling around lighting fireworks with his cigarette. This should end amusingly. Hopefully all the pieces of him land in their yard & not mine when he blows himself up.
 
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heartvols said:
My neighbor's drunken guest is stubling around lighting fireworks with his cigarette. This should end amusingly. Hopefully all the pieces of him land in their yard & not mine when he blows himself up.
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That's when you close the blinds.
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heartvols said:
My neighbor's drunken guest is stubling around lighting fireworks with his cigarette. This should end amusingly. Hopefully all the pieces of him land in their yard & not mine when he blows himself up.
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What kind of neighborhood do you live in?
 
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