Random Thoughts IX

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Is that good or bad?

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ever wonder if Hitler had any regrets...............

 

[heartvols]

You mean like taking a dump in the tub? lulz

I moved his liter box out of the bathroom and now it's in my laundry room. If he poos on my clothes I will be mad.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'm thinking that might be a bad move. keep us updated.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Ain't nothin a golf club to the stomach wouldn't fix!

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I moved his liter box out of the bathroom and now it's in my laundry room. If he poos on my clothes I will be mad.

If you hear, 'thwomp, thwomp, thwomp' in the dryer, it's time for an outside cat.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Random just went to another level.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

I'm telling you, the golf club is the greatest animal compliance tool ever......just ask my dogs!

 

[Ravenheart]

Random just went to another level.

Cookie.
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[ego]

iron or wedge?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I prefer a 7 iron

 

[JTrainDavis]

Florida Stink Apes live in abandoned alligator nests.
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[OrangeEmpire]

In my blind fit of rage it is whatever I can get my hands on...................

 

[Crew]

....this kid has style

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VBKc3rQ7W4&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

In my blind fit of rage it is whatever I can get my hands on...................

I hope they don't ever make you angry in an empty room while you're naked. meOW!

 

[OrangeEmpire]

If nothing is available, I throw them at the wall or down the stairs.... adapt, innovate and overcome!

 

[NewToVolCountry]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd3iKuXDVBU&feature=BFa&list=PLB5ACD15FAF49672A&index=3&shuffle=185032[/youtube]

 

[heartvols]

I miss my creepy old grandmother.

I'll never forget the time she scared the **** out of this guy I dated in high school. He picked me up at my house and when we got in his car he said, "On my way here I saw a creepy old woman walking down your road." Not long after that we hear a peck on the window. It was my grandmother. My boyfriend (at the time) said, "Oh my gawd it's her!" I'll never forget the look on his face.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

lllooolll

 

[Ravenheart]

I miss my creepy old grandmother.

I'll never forget the time she scared the **** out of this guy I dated in high school. He picked me up at my house and when we got in his car he said, "On my way here I saw a creepy old woman walking down your road." Not long after that we hear a peck on the window. It was my grandmother. My boyfriend (at the time) said, "Oh my gawd it's her!" I'll never forget the look on his face.

lol:
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[heartvols]

She was old and senile. She got to the point where she would forget wash her hands after she used the restroom. One night, it was late and I was hungry so I went downstairs to get something to eat. She was in the kitchen pinching off pieces of the chocolate cake my aunt made for my birthday. I threw the cake away.

 

[Ravenheart]

:lol:
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[Coach Grizz]

cats are classy

That sounds like a titty bar "classy cat, where all the cats are classy" lol
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[heartvols]

She was crazy but gotta love her. She left me money in her will.

 

[heartvols]

That sounds like a titty bar "classy cat, where all the cats are classy" lol
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Is that place still in Nashville? I think it is/was called Classic Cat.