Random Thoughts IX

[hmanvolfan]

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

 

[hmanvolfan]

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Dumpster babies ain't no joke.

 

[hmanvolfan]

Dumpster babies ain't no joke.

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

What's with all the multi-colored quotes?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

He's Graveyardfarting.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

So is Stringer55 from the poker room gs?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Not mad at all.

No, Just changed up my workout routine and put on 5 pounds.
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You didn't read the link I sent you, did you?

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

So is Stringer55 from the poker room gs?

If so, volmanbill can at least ban him from there, right?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

terrible poker player!! Horrible!

 

[cwil4]

When you start getting change, ya better not change.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

If so, volmanbill can at least ban him from there, right?

I don't necessarily want him banned from poker. At least he can't post inane pictures and cartoons in there.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

You didn't read the link I sent you, did you?

Not in depth
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[VOLNBAMA]

I still drink around a gallon a day
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[hmanvolfan]

That's way too much whiskey.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

GOMAD = gallon of milk a day

 

[MikeDVol]

strawberry frosted mini wheats are the jam

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I just watched Forrest Gump. Movies like that aren't made anymore.

 

[VOLNBAMA]

GOMAD = gallon of milk a day

Yes I know
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[NewToVolCountry]

No you didnt

 

[ego]

strawberry frosted mini wheats are the jam

honey bunches of oats with strawberry takes the prize.

 

[cwil4]

honey bunches of oats with strawberry takes the prize.

+1

 

[MikeDVol]

honey bunches of oats with strawberry takes the prize.

well dang. i'll have to try em

 

[Coach Grizz]

GOMAD = gallon of milk a day

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night a chug ice cold milk straight from the jug!! Damn that's good!!
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[ego]

late night glass of mayfields milk=good nights sleep.