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I do have a 5 gallon bucket of range balls I acquired, I used to hit into a net out back. Wind decided my netting would be better off stuck in an ash tree.
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JTrainDavis said:
My little dog has decided that staring and growling at me while I eat might be an effective way to get a piece of hamburger. Not happening.
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Better than my crazy ass cat. She thinks an effective way to sneak a bite of anything on your plate is to either jump up in your lap or on the table and yowl in your face, or just stick her face in it. When she had claws she would sneak up and drag stuff away.
 
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DynamiteMcGhee said:
Better than my crazy ass cat. She thinks an effective way to sneak a bite of anything on your plate is to either jump up in your lap or on the table and yowl in your face, or just stick her face in it. When she had claws she would sneak up and drag stuff away.
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Our cat is brazen as well. Its her world, we just happen to live in it.
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JTrainDavis said:
I did too. But they are pretty neat, I've grown to like having the a hole around.
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I wanted to get one at one time to stay out in our shop to keep the mice out. But I would have never fed it, it would have basically been wildn
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I have a barn cat. I hate her, she hates me...that's how we get along and as long as she does her job she can hang around
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This one is a bit ummmmmm special. She always wants out and if you tossed her in a McDonalds dumpster she would eat her way out in about 5 minutes.
 
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VOLFREAK11 said:
So you gonna smoke ribs before tge east jb game this year for me?
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My cuzin's Terry, Justin and Tyler Scharklet always cook up somethin' before the game!! Chicken, pork chops, sausage etc. Last year Terry fixed some gumbo, gat damn it was GOOD!!
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Well you will have to get them to hook me up because yalls consession stand hasn't been that great everytime I've been there for football. Jo byrns knows how to cook for football games, they have everything.
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You can't really top an episode of Cops with transvestite hookers fighting. It covers all the bases.
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JTrainDavis said:
You can't really top an episode of Cops with transvestite hookers fighting. It covers all the bases.
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one of my favs - they bust guy and girl in hotel room. Ask them if they have drugs. Couple says no. ask them are you sure? What about under this mattress?

We are sure officer. Cops lift mattress and judge huge stash of drugs and playboys. Couple says oh my god! How did that get there? We swear it's not ours. Somebody must have left their drugs here by accident.
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I saw an episode in Houston where a junkie was all ****ed up from huffing paint and some kids threw him off an overpass.

He was so shot that he got up and carried on as if nothing had happened.
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