Random Thoughts IX

[jtflew]

Eaten loaves of bread, socks, batteries from a remote control (which he ate the buttons off of), etc.
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The beagle I had was granted full reign over the household and yard and she always acted right. Sorry your dog is a bit out of control. He is just messing with y'all.

 

[JTrainDavis]

I have a barn cat that needs a cage too. As soon as I doze off she starts clawing my neck to make sure I'm not dead. But I hate leaving her out at night with Wyle E. all over the place.
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[milohimself]

About the tenth time I've had to boot off disc from my laptop in the last year... **** is getting old. And it's always after updates.

 

[jtflew]

Milo, my insides are dying, pard. If you know what I mean

 

[milohimself]

Milo, my insides are dying, pard. If you know what I mean

Not gonna do it

 

[jtflew]

Not gonna do it

You sir should be ashamed.

 

[milohimself]

 

[Indianavol4eva]

what if i ask nicely?

 

[jtflew]

Trolling the main boards is one thing. but trolling the zone takes a special jackass, pard.

 

[jtflew]

I'm sure if you took a 24 hour vote it would be 10:1 against pards. And that's a rough estimation.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

do it milo.

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

This seems a bit like an ol' fashioned witch hunt, pards. Now, I don't know if I've posted any offensive material, but I sincerely apologize if I have. I truly believe that everything I've posted has been the honest truth representin' my convictions.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

cool story bro. i mean pard.

 

[jtflew]

I just never dreamed as being someone who held others from getting drunk......so pard pard pard pard pard. Being a joke must be.........funny. I sure hope you are a ****in troll. If not I feel sorry for you. I mean that literally.

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

I just never dreamed as being someone who held others from getting drunk...

I have, pard. It's not something I'm proud of, but one night after hittin' the public homes over in Winston-Salem, I hit the sack and dreamed all night about holdin' various friends of mine away from the bar. Try as they might, they just could not escape my clutch to order a drink. I don't even know why I was doin' it in the dream. They seemed upset at first, swingin' and slasin' about, but then we were in some sort of race around a motocross track aboard giant frozen bagels, and all was forgiven.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

if a free gun dropped from the sky right now, and i was in the same room as you, idk who i would shoot first, you or myself.

 

[jtflew]

if a free gun dropped from the sky right now, and i was in the same room as you, idk who i would shoot first, you or myself.

Placing myself in your shoes, I would say myself. Just in case I missed him then I still wouldn't have to deal with it.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

valid point sir. i mean pard.

 

[milohimself]

Zone = thunderdome

Every man for himself

Unless somebody posts something like tub girl again, then they get banned

 

[Ashley Schaeffer]

You both had better hope that such a firearm be a .50 AE, pards.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

quit being a pansy ass milo.

 

[jtflew]

I would hope for such a weapon that the Predator was carrying

 

[Indianavol4eva]

id settle for nothing less than some sort of rpg.

 

[jtflew]

Milo, Schaffer's banter is worse than a tubgirl picture. My emotions are shattered every time he posts.

 

[Indianavol4eva]

funny, i kinda wanted to shoot tubgirl too!