Random Thoughts IX

[DD4ME]

Same boat, brotha. Time makes things easier.

See above for "final solutions"
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[NewToVolCountry]

I've already piihb.

New advice, please?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Lemme guess, find another girl and piihb too.

 

[heartvols]

Correct

 

[DD4ME]

I've already piihb.

New advice, please?

Wake her up from a dead sleep by piihb, then hang on.
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[MikeDVol]

whuts piihb

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Correct

Okay, I'll accept applications for this and best friends for the next 72 hrs. Human females with badonkadonks for the former please, I won't discriminate on the friends part.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

whuts piihb

For you it would be put it in his butt

 

[DD4ME]

whuts piihb

Ballon knot make things clearer?
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[heartvols]

put it in his butt

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Wake her up from a dead sleep by piihb, then hang on.
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How do I do that if I don't see her anymore? Break and enter?

 

[DD4ME]

Okay, I'll accept applications for this and best friends for the next 72 hrs. Human females with badonkadonks for the former please, I won't discriminate on the friends part.

Only works if it's unsuspected and post break up. Like the ultimate shocker.
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[dembewbs]

i need dem durr nudez from teh ladies

 

[MikeDVol]

For you it would be put it in his butt

reported.

 

[DD4ME]

How do I do that if I don't see her anymore? Break and enter?

It's only breaking and entering if she doesn't like it, otherwise it's a warm hello.

Probably wear a ski mask just in case.
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[NewToVolCountry]

I kinda wish the CWS would just end right now. I hate both teams in the final.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'd love to go to Omaha one year and watch.

 

[dembewbs]

so someone tell me how you get ejected from your car about 50 ft going only 30 mph...

 

[NewToVolCountry]

It's physics. Objects in motion, tend to stay in motion.

 

[heartvols]

It's only breaking and entering if she doesn't like it, otherwise it's a warm hello.

Probably wear a ski mask just in case.
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My ideal of a perfect date night.

 

[dembewbs]

ok 30 mph you hit something and get ejected out the front windshield and go 50 ft...surely not....Woman injured as vehicle crashes into light pole on N. Roan

 

[JTrainDavis]

ok 30 mph you hit something and get ejected out the front windshield and go 50 ft...surely not....Woman injured as vehicle crashes into light pole on N. Roan

Why would they make it up?
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[DD4ME]

so someone tell me how you get ejected from your car about 50 ft going only 30 mph...

Should they have gone 100?
As I remember the equation
Asphalt + skin = speed reduction^3
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[cwil4]

I missed it, why'd ya'll break up?



she prego?

She got really busy with work and school stuff (she's homeschooled). Told me she needed a break and i didn't take it well. Just got weird from there and we broke up.

IMO best way to move on is piihb while she doesn't expect it then leave it in till she bucks you off.

Outcomes
1. You'll have a good final memory
2. There will be no confusion about where you stand with her.
3. She might just like it and you'll win her back.

Jmo
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I'm good. lulz

did you get that late text im late text because u didn't wear that latex?

I didn't get an opportunity to get that text so na.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

ok 30 mph you hit something and get ejected out the front windshield and go 50 ft...surely not....Woman injured as vehicle crashes into light pole on N. Roan

The speeds could have misreported by the women or measured incorrectly by investigators. Or it could be correct, I'm too stupid to do the math.