Random Thoughts IX

[ego]

forward pls.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[JTrainDavis]

I hope jestes311 gets raped in the ass and gets aids as a result. /statement.

 

[DD4ME]

Why?
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[cwil4]

Don't stop believing just came on my big sean pandora station. Awesome.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My son cracked me up this morning. I was in the other room, and I hear him coughing. I go in there and ask him, why are you coughing?. He says, I'm sick. I said, you are? He said, YES DAD! I have a cough because I have diarrhea. Lulz!!!!!!!

 

[JTrainDavis]

My son cracked me up this morning. I was in the other room, and I hear him coughing. I go in there and ask him, why are you coughing?. He says, I'm sick. I said, you are? He said, YES DAD! I have a cough because I have diarrhea. Lulz!!!!!!!

coughing and diarrhea is a bad combo.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Thing is, he's not even sick. He's full of crap, like most kids his age. It was funny though.

 

[JTrainDavis]

Thing is, he's not even sick. He's full of crap, like most kids his age. It was funny though.

My 6 year old self thought telling mom that I'd just thrown up and had already flushed it would get me out of school. Surprisingly, it didn't work.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz, haven't we all tried that one?

 

[cwil4]

My eye has been hurting all day. I just ate some watermelon, it doesn't hurt any more.

 

[JTrainDavis]

What sucks about roasting a chicken is you start to smell it a long time before it's done.
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[NewToVolCountry]

I had bacon and cheddar burgers with homemade potato chips

 

[cwil4]

Won't let me change my avatar. :cray:

 

[Slydell]

My eye has been hurting all day. I just ate some watermelon, it doesn't hurt any more.

Must have been some Shrooms in the watermelon patch. They cross bred and cured your eye problem.

 

[cwil4]

Something happened. It was weird.

 

[ego]

i want biscuits and gravy for dinner.

 

[Slydell]

I had bacon and cheddar burgers with homemade potato chips

Love homemade tater chips. Best!! I got hungry anticipating drinking a few snooty and well to do beers, so made myself an unknown omelet.

6 eggs
6 teaspoons water
3/4 pound of bacon
half cup of cheese
Chopped onions, bell pepper, jalap and pepperoncini.
Salt/pepper/garlic

Yum.

 

[dembewbs]

i want biscuits and gravy for dinner.

i no care.

 

[Slydell]

i want biscuits and gravy for dinner.

Had that yesterday. MMmmmmmmmm.

 

[cwil4]

taylor gang or let michael vick watch your dog

 

[Slydell]

Won't let me change my avatar. :cray:

Maybe the pic is too large.

 

[cwil4]

Says the upload failed. Might be.

 

[Slydell]

I had that problem a few times, C.

 

[JTrainDavis]

What does Ben Roethlisberger say before he has sex with his date?













Scream and I'll cut you, b***h
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