Random Thoughts 30

[blupotato]

Got a story about a husband/wife cell tower workers. It's kinda sad so ask me tomorrow.

Prolly shouldn't have brought it up, but this has been the only thing on my mind all night.

 

[blupotato]

Prolly should just slit my wrists and jump off a cliff like what's his face told me to the other night.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

What else going on?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Prolly should just slit my wrists and jump off a cliff like what's his face told me to the other night.

Wtf! Who's what's his face?

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

You're my boy, blu!!!!

 

[blupotato]

Wtf! Who's what's his face?

Real vol or whatever his name wanted me to kill myself the other day.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Real vol or whatever his name wanted me to kill myself the other day.

Pshhh, doods just drunk and trolling. Why you wanna listen to a fool like that?

 

[blupotato]

Pshhh, doods just drunk and trolling. Why you wanna listen to a fool like that?

I could care less what he thinks. Just wondered what brought on his meltdown. Prolly just alcohol induced like you said.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I could care less what he thinks. Just wondered what brought on his meltdown. Prolly just alcohol induced like you said.

He does that everyone once in a while. Prolly a weirdo like your neighbor. Plus he loves his dog and peanut butter way too much!

 

[rmsmith]

peach milkshake.. yummay

 

[rmsmith]

Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

 

[rmsmith]

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

 

[rmsmith]

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.

 

[rmsmith]

Man: Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

 

[rmsmith]

Man: I'm a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours

 

[rmsmith]

What is the difference between Tim Hudson and bowling icon Walter Ray Williams, Jr.?
Walter Ray Williams, Jr. knows how to throw a strike.

 

[rmsmith]

Whats the difference between the Cincinnati Reds and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking.

 

[rmsmith]

What is the difference between a Reds fan and a baby?
The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

[rmsmith]

What do you call 40 millionaires around a TV watching the World Series?
The Cincinnati Reds.

 

[rmsmith]

Why did Mexicans create tequila?
So ugly people would have a chance at having sex!

 

[rmsmith]

What's the difference between a University of Alabama sorority sister and a scarecrow?

One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

 

[rmsmith]

What's the difference between an Florida Gators fan and a carp?

One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

 

[rmsmith]

What do you get when you cross an Georgia Bulldog and a pig?

Nothing. There's some things that a pig will not do.

 

[rmsmith]

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

 

[Wickerhead]

Boom!!!