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#827
#827
JTrainDavis said:
How's the bush(well, arid ass land) treating you? need anything Bill?
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I just need my plane to take off this week and get my butt back home. If you can guarantee that happens, I'll be forever grateful man. Things are good. Thanks for asking.
 
#830
#830
JTrainDavis said:
I'd have asked more, but I'm not going to get into how i felt about it after a while.

Sorry
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Eh, I've made some great friends, been annoyed by some as well, learned more than I ever thought I would, got pissed off, been happy, ate crappy food, ate great food (or at least it seemed that way), taken more cold showers than I want to remember, been dirty for longer than I ever wanted to (so those cold showers weren't so bad), sweat a lot, froze a lot, seen things go boom, heard things go boom and heard things that were about to go boom whiz over my head. Fortunately I never once had to go #2 in a bag like some others out here in the real boonies. Oh and got airsick in a Casa as it was bobbing over the mountains. Fun times.

On the plus side, I got a lot better at volleyball. No joke.
 
#839
#839
tigervol9802 said:
If by lyric you mean 1/2 of the song..and repeat this throughout the night, then we shall just disagree.
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No that's pretty bad. I had two gaffes the other night. Left out one verse of 'The Road Goes on Forever.' Lot of lyrics in that song and I doubt anyone noticed.

The other was weird. For some reason I jumped into the second verse of 'folsom prison' and forgot to sing the first verse. I laughed.
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#840
#840
JTrainDavis said:
That defeats the purpose of me pissing on the seat intentionally.

Sucks for you, though, I also pee on the toilet paper.
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I used to know a dude that would shat and put it inside the soap dispenser inside the Brentwood Krogers. Still cracks me up.
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#843
#843
Ernest Volmingway said:
I'm severely irked when I see small children and/or babies at sporting events. Let me clarify. I am not irked by their presence, rather I am irked at the fact that many parents these days have instant postpartum depression and cannot watch a three hour event without their child being glued to their side.

What happened to the good ol' days when parents used to give their kid a ball, a glove, 10 dollars, and a house key and told them they'd be back in a few days? Come on parents everywhere, time to live a little.
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Would you mind if I put my kid's diaper bag under your seat? I don't have room because of the stroller.
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#844
#844
hallowed_hill said:
No that's pretty bad. I had two gaffes the other night. Left out one verse of 'The Road Goes on Forever.' Lot of lyrics in that song and I doubt anyone noticed.

The other was weird. For some reason I jumped into the second verse of 'folsom prison' and forgot to sing the first verse. I laughed.
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The first I would not have noticed.

The latter would have had a beer bottle thrown at you.
 
#847
#847
People who take a table right next to you with their three kids while the rest of the restuarant is empty
 
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