The guy at the bar who wants to read to you and show you all of the joke texts that he has recieved, like you either A) care about it or B) haven't already heard it.
Somebody standing in line at Kroger behind somebody that's wearing pajamas and crocs.when politicians and pundits are too lazy to say "Social Security". You know what they're talking about, but they always pronounce it "Soshecurity" or "Sosh-security".
another thing that irks me is standing in line to wait on the self-checkout at Kroger and realizing that the person currently attempting to use the system is too stupid to breathe on their own let alone be seen in public wearing their pajamas and crocs.
