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#676
#676
bamawriter said:
Anyone who needs the movie explained to them by the person sitting next to them. If you are so stupid that you can't keep up, then you need to rent the film so that you can pause and have your more intelligent friend explain it to you without bothering anyone else.
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Ah, I see you went to the movies with my ex.
 
#677
#677
utvol0427 said:
The person in a movie theater who laughs hysterically at every single line in a movie and tries to repeat what was said while they are laughing.


Hahahahahahahaha he said poo hahahahahahaha he said poo hahahahahaha he said poop hahahahahahahahaha
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When I went to see the first Lord of the Rings movie, some guy laughed at one of the more intense part of the movie. It's when they are running from that huge monster (the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" part). Anyway when the thing is about to drag Gandalf down, there is one split second where he looks at the group and says "Run, you fools!" Some dude in the middle of the theater laughed insanely hard. Not sure why, but it was a super awkward moment because we were all glued to the screen and this dude is acting like he's at a Chris Rock show.
 
#678
#678
DynamiteMcGhee said:
When I went to see the first Lord of the Rings movie, some guy laughed at one of the more intense part of the movie. It's when they are running from that huge monster (the "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" part). Anyway when the thing is about to drag Gandalf down, there is one split second where he looks at the group and says "Run, you fools!" Some dude in the middle of the theater laughed insanely hard. Not sure why, but it was a super awkward moment because we were all glued to the screen and this dude is acting like he's at a Chris Rock show.
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You never know, dude might have just hit the bong before coming in. In which case, I would have laughed also.
 
#679
#679
When clothes hangers get tangled up. I like my closet organized.
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#688
#688
YorkVol said:
Unfortunately we get the opposite effect--anything that says "may cause drowsiness" only makes my kids move faster and louder.
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Benadryl only provides a short window of opportunity. If they survive past that, it's on like Donkey Kong.
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#690
#690
The center turn lane on Kingston Pike is not an interstate merge lane. If you're taking a left out of a store, pull into the middle, turn on your blinker, and wait. I'm not hitting the brakes for an impatient soccermom that's going 50 in the center lane with oncoming traffic.
 
#691
#691
Hobock said:
Benadryl only provides a short window of opportunity. If they survive past that, it's on like Donkey Kong.
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We did Benadryl on the plane from Tokyo to New York, they kept everyone awake the entire 14 hour flight. We were not popular that trip.
 
#696
#696
for whoever started this thread, thank you.

can't stand divas, when someone leaves the fridge door open while doing something in the kitchen, lights left on in a room that no one is in, crap not put back in the place it was supposed to be, SLOW incompetent drivers, people that think their sh*t don't stink (it does), must have something to wipe my hands on while eating, stupid people, irresponsible parents that let their kids rule them.

Ok, I'll get off my soap box now.
 
#697
#697
Speaking of divas:

Moms that try to live their childhood princess dreams through their small kids by participating in children's beauty pageants while dressing them like slutty prom queens with enough make-up to make Tammy Faye Bakker say 'Oh ****! That's a TON of make-up!'

Oh, and they ARE NOT scholarship programs.
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#698
#698
JayVols said:
Speaking of divas:

Moms that try to live their childhood princess dreams through their small kids by participating in children's beauty pageants while dressing them like slutty prom queens with enough make-up to make Tammy Faye Bakker say 'Oh ****! That's a TON of make-up!'

Oh, and they ARE NOT scholarship programs.
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Child beauty pageants are abhorrent. The way some of those mothers act is even worse.
 
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