Random Things that Irk You...

#526
#526
people who do not know how to act on a plane or at an airport. Surrounded by idiots today
 
#528
#528
People who continuously derail threads with war stories and unsolicited advice...


Crap, now I'm irking myself!
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#529
#529
Chris4Vols22 said:
Ah I see. I didn't realize you had dogs, but I understand what you were saying earlier. That's really cool. My dog is well trained except for the one thing you were talking about. He absolutely flips out when he gets around new people. I know techniques to train him not to, but I don't readily have anyone (a new person to my dog) to help with.

I'm thinking about getting another dog and I've always been interested in poodles. I don't have enough room for a standard, so I was thinking miniature. I assume you would recommend the breed?
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The very fact that you recognize your dog's jumpin' on company as an issue completely absolves you from bein' one of the fellas that irk me, pard. The fellas I am irked by are the ones who act like their company completely welcomes the canine attention no matter what. I am not irked by a dog who gets excited when his owner at least tells the dog to refrain from such activity. I'm sure you are in the latter category, and I'm also sure that your dog is well behaved because of it.

And yes, pard, I would highly recommend a poodle. They are very trainable in my experience. Good luck to you.

-Ashley
 
#530
#530
Pure redneck trashy women with 9 kids running amok at a putt putt course while trying to have fun with your own kids that have been taught how to act in public while on vacation. Like at this instant.
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#531
JayVols said:
Pure redneck trashy women with 9 kids running amok at a putt putt course while trying to have fun with your own kids that have been taught how to act in public while on vacation. Like at this instant.
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Putter to the skull.
 
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#532
V4L said:
I know of a few couples in my neighborhood that do this. And to make it worse..they have accounts for their dogs.

They get on there and post from one dogs wall to another and say "can't wait to play outside with you today!"

How gay is that crap?
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No Way. You gotta be ****ting me.. Facebooking their dogs?
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#536
#536
JayVols said:
The ole coach in me came out, I must say. Wasn't pretty.
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Happens to me all the time. Had a lady say something to me about correcting a random kid at a skate rink kids party a few days back and I just told her that somebody had to and I must be the only one aware that what he was doing was not cool. I don't care. If my kid is acting like a punk when I'm not there, somebody better pull him aside and say something.
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#538
ole_orange said:
The one-upper in the group
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I always have fun lying my ass off when a one upper is present. All my friends know what's up, and enjoy the show as I one up the one upper. Just like when the elitist NYYVOL when he tailgates with me and talks about ostrich racing off the coast of north Africa.
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#539
#539
JTrainDavis said:
Lay off the asian sex sites.
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It came into my yahoo email saying they were trying to deliver a fed x package. I was expecting a package so I opened it. They had a package for me alright...a virus that killed my hard drive in seconds:cray:
 
#543
#543
Hardwood_fanatic said:
I always have fun lying my ass off when a one upper is present. All my friends know what's up, and enjoy the show as I one up the one upper. Just like when the elitist NYYVOL when he tailgates with me and talks about ostrich racing off the coast of north Africa.
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Next time I'll show up in full ostrich racing attire. I'll then proceed to belittle people who ask me if I'm into equestrian matters.
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#547
Ashley Schaeffer said:
Thank you for the rational response, pard. It's always much more welcome than hatred. With regard to your comment, I am a pet owner. I have two standard poodles that I enjoy very much. They are also very well behaved and follow directions. When fellas come over, the dogs do not jump on them nor bother them in any way. Perhaps the most presumptuous and self-centered thing in the world would be for me to expect my company to enjoy my dogs as much as I do, so I trained my dogs accordingly. I wish more would follow suit is all.
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Self righteousness from a troll.
 
#548
#548
Getting stuck in bumper to bumper traffic/stopped traffic on the interstate while trying to get home from a long trip.
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#549
#549
The inability to take an undisturbed crap without one of my kids barging in
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#550
#550
JayVols said:
Getting stuck in bumper to bumper traffic/stopped traffic on the interstate while trying to get home from a long trip.
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or when that burrito grande extra value meal you ate for lunch decides it's time to make a hasty retreat
 
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